Holder: “A dingo stole those guns and gave it to the Mexican drug cartels. Dingoes do things; I saw it in the news.”
If Reagan were alive today, he’d rocket punch off the heads of RINO squishes (I’m assuming Reagan is still alive because he’s a cyborg).
Does it ever make Republicans stop and think that the people excited enough about elections to commit fraud don’t like them?
Let’s get rid of all other jobs and have nothing but teachers and firefighters.
How many teachers does it take to tell a kid he can be anything he wants? I think one could do that. Or a computer program.
No, wait; it winds up poorly when you teach a computer to lie.
Train firefighters to teach and we can cut government in half.
Obama: “Don’t listen to Romney’s message about how bad the incumbent is; listen to my message about how bad the previous incumbent was.”
“Occupy Wall Street sure was a coherent force for political change!” -joke no one will get in 20 years
Note to big government Republicans everywhere: GET LOST.
It would be awesome to have firefighters as teachers. They’d never be intimidated by kids. They’d never coddle the little jerks. Bad kids would have to clean the rig. Good kids would get to slide down the pole.
It would keep the firemen occupied while not fighting fires, so they’d stay out of trouble. If some schmuck pulls a false alarm in school he’d be caught in .01 seconds. And if there’s a real fire there’d be no school. Forget snow days — fire days!
Reagan died in 1989 the same way the Joker died in “Batman: Arkham City.” Fools.
RANDOM THOUGHT:
CNN canceled John King’s show…
That’s it, no joke necessary, I find that funny all by itself.
Zombie, actually: http://www.zazzle.com/sweasel/gifts?cg=196178753273777158
If firefighters ran the world:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WaUPTHJsrM