Who Is the Oldest Moon Nuker?

In response to Frank [Happy Birthday Week!] confessing that he’s but a wet-behind-the-ears pup born in 1979, Moon Nuker 4of7 [High Praise!] asks:

Who is the oldest Moon Nuker?

Not by age, but by the number of Presidents you’ve lived under?

I’ll start: Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Clinton, Bush, Bush, and the current occupant.

I can’t compete with that. I didn’t pop out until Johnson. My mom says I used to cry a lot back in those days. Probably because we had a Democrat President.

What about you guys?

UPDATE: While we’re at it, who’s the youngest pup in this here pound?

56 Comments

  1. Lived = survived.
    8 years under Reagan was a whole other experience.
    Shame, Shame on me!
    I blame obama, he’s screwed up the country so bad, I can’t even remember the good times any more!
    (Michelle said he’d rewrite history, I just didn’t think he’d start with my personal memories!)

    Has anybody seen my orthopedic shoe?

  2. When I was born
    the war was on…in 1942!
    We didn’t have moon nukes, we had to throw stones.
    I was 10 when Elizabeth became Queen and Roosevelt had a wheel chair and smoked with a cigarette holder!
    I’ve got socks older than Frank J (but they’re not near as funny).

  3. Truman. He dropped the bombs and got my stepfather to Japan as a tourist from Okinawa. Hell of a lot better than the first plan. First president I remember was Ike and the “I Like Ike” buttons my family had.

  4. I’m an Ike baby. Truman babies Iowa Jim, Mongo, Burt (apparently), and Jimmy, and Roosevelt baby Travelwise42 have me beat. Then, again, it looks like Travelwise42 has us all beat.

    It seems that many of us can remember when, if we wanted to nuke the moon, we could have hand-delivered it, set the timer, and left.

  5. Hey, I’m representing the “young” crowd here. (at least, young compared to all you old fogies!) I was born during the glorious tenure of Ronaldus Maximus in 84. I like to think my birth presaged Reagan’s annihilation of Mondale later in the year.

  6. Oh look, there are some ppl my generation in here! I’m of the young’un crowd too – born on the 42nd anniversary of D-Day, under the administration of that crazy tea-party radical Reagan.

  7. Eisenhower, middle of 1st term. I sat up in my crib and said “I like Ike, but couldn’t you have drafted Taft?”
    Yes, we Seasoned Citizens are the majority here, and everywhere. For a while longer, anyway.

  8. I was born just before the Cuban Missile Crisis. My mom said the Russians put nukes in Cuba in preparation for a pre-emptive strike against me cause they were afraid of my awesome commie punching ability. Just like Voldemort trying to kill Harry Potter.

  9. Jimmy I want to join.
    I don’t remember Eisenhower but he was president when I was born (back when dinosaurs still ruled the earth, seat belts didn’t exist in cars and when you wanted to talk to someone you put pen to paper -we didn’t own a phone or TV. I know ancient of days)

  10. Ditto, Jimmy. I’d thought the majority around here were much younger than I, from the Kennedian era. I’ll bet my dad had most of y’all’s beat, though — born during the Benjamin Harrison administration.

  11. and my mother worked hard to elect George McGovern…… BOTH my parents went to Harvard (aka Radcliffe) you know, Harvard, the ones who aren’t racist/sexists, they had a separate but equal school for years and even hired a woman of color in the 80’s or 90’s! No wonder i turned out like I did : /

  12. TFP – Coincidentally, I joined the Navy during Reagan’s second term and protected you from Soviet communism.

    Sincerely, I want to thank you for being one of the American citizens who were worth protecting. The only thing that kept me going some days was knowing that I had a beautiful, free, prosperous, first-world country to come home to when my hitch was up.

    Never stop fighting for it.

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