From Chris Downing:
BREAKING NEWS: In a further effort to protect people from sweets and sweetness, New York City has imposed a ban on Grandmothers.
From Tom Siedell:
We become what we most hate. So I’ll apologize now for eventually playing for the Yankees.
From Cuffé:
“I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN ALL MY LIFE.” – crazy person yelling at a chicken sandwich.

When you find yourself in danger,
When you’re threatened by a stranger,
When it looks like you will take a lickin’, (cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck)
There is someone waiting who
Will hurry up and rescue you,
Just call…for Super Chicken! (cluck, awk!)
Fred, if you’re afraid, you’ll have to overlook it,
Besides, you knew the job was dangerous when you took it! (cluck, awk!)
He will drink his super sauce
And throw the bad guys for a loss
And he will bring them in, alive and kickin’ (cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck)
There is one thing you should learn
When there is no one else to turn to
Call…for Super Chicken! (cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck)
Call…for Super Chicken! (cluck, awk!)
*Tim* Siedell :p