Have you heard about Michelle Obama’s White House Garden? She though Barack had gotten her one of those garden gnomes, but it was just Dennis Kucinich.
I heard she ate some poisonous mushrooms growing next to the poison ivy growing next to the solar panels that power the green algae machine that powers the WH lawnmower that recycle Bo’s dung that is sent to Owl Gore for fertilizer on his tulips.
Have You Heard About Michelle Obama’s White House Garden? If it’s anything like the gardens of other Chicago political families, then the next First Lady’s going to need a jackhammer to till it.
Don’t know what she’s growing but it’s covered in cloth bags and seems to make weird noises. Oh, and did you hear she’s also been promoting Farmer Vincent’s Smoked Meats?
Have You Heard About Michelle Obama’s White House Garden? She wanted the Presidential Secret Service detail to weed it, but they’re no longer allowed to use hoes.
She’s been putting color coded tags on some of the plants, and the colors mean things like “harvest soon” or “prune down” or “weed out and burn.” Funny thing is, she color codes files on people, too… (h/t Dr. Cook)
Have you heard about Michelle Obama’s White House Garden? It is growing so well that fat children can barely find the trail of breadcrumbs leading up to the gingerbread house.
Have You Heard About Michelle Obama’s White House Garden?
It took$187,000 taxpayer dollars to get 3 radishes and 9 photo-ops!
(another $32,000 for a manicure and to get the illegals, who actually did the work, off the White House lawn!)
Have you heard about Michelle Obama’s White House Garden? It’s nothing but weeds. And it’s going to stay that way until she starts getting her own paycheck!
You should see her nectarines! (h/t Stephen Sondheim)
The Choom section is outrageous. Dude.
Have you heard about Michelle Obama’s White House Garden? Just doing her part towards the deficit.
Have you heard about Michelle Obama’s White House Garden? She though Barack had gotten her one of those garden gnomes, but it was just Dennis Kucinich.
She just dug a new hole to put Joe Soptic in.
I heard she ate some poisonous mushrooms growing next to the poison ivy growing next to the solar panels that power the green algae machine that powers the WH lawnmower that recycle Bo’s dung that is sent to Owl Gore for fertilizer on his tulips.
She made the fertilizer from murdered fat kids.
There are three hundred dachshunds protecting it, but for some reason the number has lessened to 256.
IT’S PEOPLE!!
Neither has Michelle since she had it planted two years ago.
They’re growing these giant pods, and after people return from visiting the garden, they seem… different… even though they look exactly the same.
She’s been fertilizing it with the words from Obama’s speeches, and the yields are amazing.
Michelle, Michelle, quite a belle
How does your garden grow?
With tofu patties, President sugardaddy
And lock-step voters all in a row.
She’s growing mushrooms using the same technique Barack uses on the press: keeps them in the dark and feeds them $h!t all day.
Have You Heard About Michelle Obama’s White House Garden? If it’s anything like the gardens of other Chicago political families, then the next First Lady’s going to need a jackhammer to till it.
Have You Heard About Michelle Obama’s White House Garden? It’s got the world’s only sparerib and french fry plants.
Stephanie Cutter’s been in it planting false stories.
She didn’t grow it.
Have You Heard About Michelle Obama’s White House Garden? It’s where she grows the plants for Barrack’s campaign stops, TV ads, and press conferences.
Yes, I heard too that she tried to give the produce to the homeless but couldn’t because she didn’t have the necessary permits.
Really? She didn’t build that!
Have You Heard About Michelle Obama’s White House Garden? The only things growing faster than it are the national debt and the unemployment rate.
Have You Heard About Michelle Obama’s White House Garden? It’s chock full of vegetables, just like the Democrat Party.
Don’t know what she’s growing but it’s covered in cloth bags and seems to make weird noises. Oh, and did you hear she’s also been promoting Farmer Vincent’s Smoked Meats?
Have You Heard About Michelle Obama’s White House Garden? She wanted the Presidential Secret Service detail to weed it, but they’re no longer allowed to use hoes.
She’s been putting color coded tags on some of the plants, and the colors mean things like “harvest soon” or “prune down” or “weed out and burn.” Funny thing is, she color codes files on people, too… (h/t Dr. Cook)
it is maintained by a staff (you didn’t think she would actually do the work herself did you?) of 75 undocumented, unionized workers.
Unlike the Hanging Gardens of Babylon the hanging here is strictly of the political lynching sort.
She gets school kids to do the jobs Illegals want to get paid for.
She got tired of hearing “Is that a butternut squash in your pants or are you just glad to see me” and having to claim they were Barry’s pants.
…it costs the taxpayers $3 million a year to maintain and produces about $70 worth of vegetables.
…it was actually Barry’s idea – he figured he’d need a convenient place to bury the bodies of all the people he throws under the bus.
…no I was too busy waiting in line to cash my welfare check.
Have you heard about Michelle Obama’s White House Garden? The finova beans are coming in nicely But the Gagh isn’t getting enough fresh blood.
Mysteriously, it’s been sprouting large, mutated Mandrake plants. No one knows why.
Have you heard about Michelle Obama’s White House Garden? It is growing so well that fat children can barely find the trail of breadcrumbs leading up to the gingerbread house.
Too bad she has to subsist on Ribs and hominy wild rice. No roots and veggies for her.
Since she has no law license, it’s the only job she can get.
Have You Heard About Michelle Obama’s White House Garden?
It took$187,000 taxpayer dollars to get 3 radishes and 9 photo-ops!
(another $32,000 for a manicure and to get the illegals, who actually did the work, off the White House lawn!)
…it’s not bad for a no-show job, but not as good as the one she had going in Chicago.
…it reminds her of her forest home growing up on Kashyyyk.
The scarecrow has a $500 pair of sneakers, or is that Michelle?
Have you heard about Michelle Obama’s White House Garden? For the first time in her life she is proud of a 1/4 acre of this country.
Have you heard about Michelle Obama’s White House Garden? Those Obama’s sure have a lot in common. One talks it, the other one shovels it.
Have you heard about Michelle Obama’s White House Garden? It’s nothing but weeds. And it’s going to stay that way until she starts getting her own paycheck!
Land your cash for clunker car on White House Gardens space with a hotel and have someone else pay your donation to Obama’s campaign for $1200.
She’s growing Arugula because it has gotten SO expensive at Whole Foods.
Have
You Heard About Michelle
Obama’s White House Garden? It takes a lot to raise a Sar’laac, but it should be just about ready for the second term.
Have
You Heard About Michelle
Obama’s White House Garden? The hardest part for her was figuring out which boob belt matches her garden clogs.
Pingback: IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged!