Send trigger happy armed federal agents to slaughter anyone who disagrees with the government. Oh wait, you wanted new ideas, she did that back in the 90’s.
…includes adding Whole Body Imaging scanners to the access doors on every car on the new High-Speed Rail trains being built;
… protects us from overly-large sugary drinks, no matter what bodily orifice you try and hide them in. Wait, that was Bloomberg. Janet’s plan protects us from any liquid being used in any body orifice.
Did you ever see that movie where the kid spent Christmas at home alone? I think it was called The Kid Who Learned a Valuable Life Lesson. Anyway, she plans to set up stuff like that along our borders and at airport boarding gates and stuff. Hey..it has to work better than what she’s been doing.
She plans to expand the role of the Transportation Security Agency and enforce the current Airport rules for all forms of transportation in public, including personal vehicles operated on public lands (such as roads). We will be required to pass through “nude” x-ray machines before boarding buses, trains or light rail. There will be security checkpoints to search cars and perform invasive body cavity screenings along all roads at a maximum interval of one per every 20 miles. Transporting more than 3 ounces of any liquid will be punishable by a $500 fine and up to 2 years in jail, this includes milk, juice and beer; however cool-aid packaged by select companies (GE, Solyndra, GM, etc.) will be exempt.
The Department of Homeland Security is placing bid requests for 750,000,000 more rounds of “training ammo” for all their departments. This – on top of 450,000,000 rounds purchased earlier this year. Don’t believe me? Google it.
…only sell automatic weapons to the “right kind” of Mexicans.
Posting her picture at all points of entry.
… rubbing people the right way !
Building a fence around Washington to keep the tea party out.
…is a three-step process:
1) Coerce ADT into making big Obama donation
2) Stimulus!
3) ADT secruity over the whole country
NOBODY from a Red State flies.
faster and furiouser.
Send trigger happy armed federal agents to slaughter anyone who disagrees with the government. Oh wait, you wanted new ideas, she did that back in the 90’s.
All Republicans must now wear a Yellow R on their clothing.
…Involves Xena, Princess Warrior…somehow.
Asking anyone entering, the airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow….
…includes adding Whole Body Imaging scanners to the access doors on every car on the new High-Speed Rail trains being built;
… protects us from overly-large sugary drinks, no matter what bodily orifice you try and hide them in. Wait, that was Bloomberg. Janet’s plan protects us from any liquid being used in any body orifice.
“Janet Napolitano’s new Homeland Security plan…” Blame Bush, duck, and cover up.
…hires hundreds of new undocumented workers to keep track of Tea Party terrorists.
…is like a lap dance…a lotta show but no action.
Did you ever see that movie where the kid spent Christmas at home alone? I think it was called The Kid Who Learned a Valuable Life Lesson. Anyway, she plans to set up stuff like that along our borders and at airport boarding gates and stuff. Hey..it has to work better than what she’s been doing.
I got moderated? Geeze!
…is to put “This is a gun free zone” signs along the border.
She plans to expand the role of the Transportation Security Agency and enforce the current Airport rules for all forms of transportation in public, including personal vehicles operated on public lands (such as roads). We will be required to pass through “nude” x-ray machines before boarding buses, trains or light rail. There will be security checkpoints to search cars and perform invasive body cavity screenings along all roads at a maximum interval of one per every 20 miles. Transporting more than 3 ounces of any liquid will be punishable by a $500 fine and up to 2 years in jail, this includes milk, juice and beer; however cool-aid packaged by select companies (GE, Solyndra, GM, etc.) will be exempt.
start training all branches of the US Armed Services to fight Americans
start racially profiling “tea party types”
have the National Weather Service buy 46,000 rounds of ammo just to give a new meaning to the phrase “hail of lead”.
protects ExOrb-b9, her home planet
The Department of Homeland Security is placing bid requests for 750,000,000 more rounds of “training ammo” for all their departments. This – on top of 450,000,000 rounds purchased earlier this year. Don’t believe me? Google it.
is Halal but definitely not Kosher.
…build a border wall with armed troops patrolling with orders to shoot on sight -in order to keep Americans from escaping.
Dutch filmmakers on every domestic and international flight. The system works!
makes the skies as safe as the south side of Chicago.
Hah! Made you look!
…was eaten by the dog.
…has the State Department excited because the Muslim Brotherhood has approved it.
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