Romney Is a Mormony Mormon!

Smell the desperation. As the elections slips through their fingers, the panicked attacks begin. Here’s Andrew Sullivan pointing out, “Hey, did you know Romney is Mormon?” — which he apparently just discovered now for some reason. Sullivan has also donned his deerstalker to investigate Mitt Romney’s womb, but given his previous understanding of human anatomy, there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll figure out that doesn’t make any sense.

Anyway, Andrew Sullivan is especially unhinged and excitable, but we can expect more of this as it becomes apparent to the left they’re going to lose this election. If you want to simulate what liberals are like when they think they’re going to lose power, take a bunch of hungry rats, cram them in a cage, and then shake it violently. Actually, just do that now; it’s fun.

So, if they go down the religion path, does that mean we get to revisit what a moral coward Obama is for going to a racist nut preacher for 20 years to try to gain political advantage in his community? Or do we just stick to what a horrible president he’s been the past four years?

Eh, guess I can do both. I have a blog and time to write!

13 Comments

  1. You should be aware that everything that has gone wrong, is going wrong, or will go wrong in Obama’s presidency is Bush’s fault. Also, pointing out the repeated failures of Obama and left is now racist. Not sure how, but apparently it just is.

  2. Jsmith – not everything is Bush’s fault: Libya is actually Ryan’s fault – Joe Biden said so.

    Anyway don’t mess with Romney about his womb: he’ll go all crazy when he PMSs if you do!

  3. It’s like smelling naplam in the morning. There are prob. going to be riots in some places, the NYTimes is going to implode (practicing now by hiring a pedophile), Christ Matthews will have a stroke (it could only improve his health), Whoopie and Cher will get married to each other on the View, CNN will sink to MSNBC ratings, and the left will be out of power at least for the rest of my lifetime–because there are no more treasury goodies to give away and the new Romney-Ryan boom will raise all boats across the nation.

  4. I’m wondering if we could post a pic of the Baltimore/DC temple and convince people it’s the house Romney is looking to buy if/when he moves to DC. No, I’m not wondering come to think of it: I’m positive that could happen.

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