Aboard the SpaceX Cargo Rocket…are boxes labeled “Do Not Open Until January, 2013” (Inside are the bodies of those who prep’ed Obama for the first debate)
Aboard the SpaceX Cargo Rocket…is crates of Spam, the only food product able to withstand space travel without being freeze-dried or dehydrated! Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Wonderful Spam….Oh don’t get me started …..
…are Obama’s reelection chances after the last debate.
………is a box titled “Joe’s Brain”.
… is obama’s original birth certificate.
… are Obama’s college transcripts.
is the Illudium pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
…is a petunia thinking, ‘Oh no! Not again.’
… are all of the military absentee ballots.
…Joe got peanut butter and crackers mixed with the tape reels containing the reentry protocal.
…is me. I’m getting off this rock.
…an Obama fundraising letter addressed to the Russian members of the International Space Station crew.
…protocol. (I type faster than I think)
… they fortunately had enough excess thrust capacity to lift me to orbit in spite of one of the engines exploding.
…Mel aims to misbehave.
…no one can hear
youJoe scream!… Big Bird’s head.
. . . is where they finally found Bo, putting to rest certain rumors.
. . . is Obama’s debate teleprompter.
. . . Jayne watched the debate in his bunk.
…the Fast and Furious documents.
…the first load of nukes headed to the moon.
Aboard the SpaceX Cargo Rocket…are boxes labeled “Do Not Open Until January, 2013” (Inside are the bodies of those who prep’ed Obama for the first debate)
Aboard the SpaceX Cargo Rocket…is crates of Spam, the only food product able to withstand space travel without being freeze-dried or dehydrated! Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Wonderful Spam….Oh don’t get me started …..
.. a forlorn Obama tells Spanky the Monkey-naut, “I’m here because I told Michelle I agreed with Snoop – she does have a fat a$$.”
1 rocket booster that’s clearly in the 47% Romney was talking about
… contains absentee ballots and Obama donation forms for the Russion Cosmonauts.
. . . is all the integrity of David Axelrod, Valerie Jarrett, David Plouffe, Eric Holder, Barack Obama, Rahm Emanuel, Timothy Geithner, et al
…is a secret mission from the White House to retrieve Laika the Space Dog. Obama has always wanted to try Russian food.
…Chris Mathews taking a much needed vacation.
are green power sources for the iss, which obama promises will work much better in a lower orbit.
Elon Musk’s entire PayPal customer support team.
..is the remains of Jimmy Hoffa
… is ice cream!
And the bad news that it is diet ice cream. With walnuts and coconut. And there’s not enough for everybody.
are Obama’s notes for the first debate.
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