3 Very Clear Directives—Number 1, make sure that we are abandoning our Libyan personnel and doing whatever we need to win the election. Number 2, we’re going to cover-up exactly what happened so that they will never be able to pin us down. Number 3, find someone else to pin this on so that we can continue fundamentally transforming America.
I saw Binder Full Of Wookies open for The Chesterfield Kings at the old Rat Club back in ’85.
Helluva show! The Wookies and The CKs did an encore where they ran through the whole Sonics playlist. Prevost couldn’t talk afterwards and Meech and Cona wanted to sneak into Jeff Connoly’s place and raid his stash of Bushmill’s.
Tramp-stamped skanks and walking vajayjays willing to trade votes for free contraceptives (and free abortions for when they get too drunk or stoned to remember to use the contraceptives).
First of all, ~~~~~ to DamnCat for this:
DamnCat says:
The opposite of intelligent, qualified women – Joe Biden.
Alright, now for mine:
Romney has intelligent, qualified women. What’s in Obama’s binder?
Don’t know, but he stores it in his head bucket.
Huh, that might be worthy of pizzahol, but it isn’t very bacon worthy. Oh, well.
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Monica’s dress; purchased at presidential auction
Big birds, mate!
Choom. Lots and lots of choom.
The opposite of intelligent, qualified women – Joe Biden.
Choom, choom choom choom
Choom, choom choom choom
CHOOMITY CHOOM!
I was already considering “One does wonder what Obama keeps in his binders” as a Bottom of the Barrel caption to My contest at OTB.
His portfolio of ICHC submissions.
Obama has a binder full of Wookies.
Obama doesn’t keep his women in binders. He puts them in the stocks with his entitlement programs.
Malarky
A list of womyn willing to work for 19% less than the men, just for the CHANCE to be in HIS PRESENCES!! OMG , he is SO DREAMY!!!
Nuthin’
Government subsidized prophylactics
3 Very Clear Directives—Number 1, make sure that we are abandoning our Libyan personnel and doing whatever we need to win the election. Number 2, we’re going to cover-up exactly what happened so that they will never be able to pin us down. Number 3, find someone else to pin this on so that we can continue fundamentally transforming America.
Members of al Qaeda that will be part of his administration.
Dog recipes
His head
Papers he hasn’t seen before signed by someone named Vince Foster
A signed check from Hugo Chavez
Lyrics to 99 Bottles of Beer. ………………. Photos of Obama.
Regulations for binders and their use. ….. FBI files. Just not enough FBI files.
Proposals to tax binders. ………………….. Stuff marked Burn BEFORE Reading.
Ikea catalog centerfold chair porn………… Manuscript of ‘Hawaii on 10,000 Taxpayers Dollars a Day, by BHO”.
The truth about Benghazi. And that’s where it’s staying.
Cemetery rosters for Chicago and Detroit.
Wine pairing for different breeds of dog.
“Nightmare of My Father” (photograph of Moochelle)
Liberal sluts too cheap to buy their own birth control.
Fat, ugly, loud-mouthed lesbians.
Well it is not really a binder, but a scrap book of old golf scorecards and scented love letters from Chris Matthews.
michelle, debbie wasserman shultz, valerie jarrett, stephanie cutter, nancy pelosi, lena dunham and a chicken fried poodle.
a list of 5 steps to being named the twelfth imam, starting with step 1, destroy western civilization.
used to have pictures of clint eastwood.
nothing, couldn’t figure out which side to open it up.
very short bucket list.
1001 and one ways to cook dogs and puppies.
Hanging chads
Romney has intelligent, qualified women. What’s in Obama’s binder? The binder he got from Bill Clinton had several pages stuck together.
A note from Valerie explaining the difference between a window and a door.
Judging from Obama’s taste in women, his binder is full of klingon love poetry.
Sandra Fluke?
It’s a COOKBOOK!!
“How to serve canines.”
…his testicles?
…his subscription to the “Excuse of the Month” club.
Nothing. He just carries it around to look like he’s doing something.
Obama has a binder full of Wookies.
I saw Binder Full Of Wookies open for The Chesterfield Kings at the old Rat Club back in ’85.
Helluva show! The Wookies and The CKs did an encore where they ran through the whole Sonics playlist. Prevost couldn’t talk afterwards and Meech and Cona wanted to sneak into Jeff Connoly’s place and raid his stash of Bushmill’s.
His annotated and illustrated copy of Mao’s Little Red Book.
Honey Boo Boo
3 envelopes, two of which are opened
The invite list for his next fundraising dinner
Love letters to Chairman Mao
His 2nd term strategy: Continue to blame BOOOOOOOSH
NCAA tourney picks
Not sure, but we all know what’s in Bill Clinton’s black book…errr…binder.
Tramp-stamped skanks and walking vajayjays willing to trade votes for free contraceptives (and free abortions for when they get too drunk or stoned to remember to use the contraceptives).
Signed in blood agreement with Satan: One soul for being Soul Brother Number One.
……recipes for doggy dinners (and I do mean doggy) like Aso Adoba a Philippine delicacy.
…..a list of people to blame everything on.
……phone numbers of his international friends and Hollyweird homies.
…… a copy of his actual birth certificate and college records.
……the escape plan for when the American public actually wakes us and understands he left 4 men to die at the hands of savages.
…the list of people he’s thrown under the bus.
…all of the memos he will eventually get around to reading, as long as golf doesn’t get in the way.
…binder? What binder? If it’s not on a teleprompter, it’s not worth reading.
Excuses
Brazilian girls with tight butts (possible underaged)
First of all, ~~~~~ to DamnCat for this:
DamnCat says:
The opposite of intelligent, qualified women – Joe Biden.
Alright, now for mine:
Romney has intelligent, qualified women. What’s in Obama’s binder?
Don’t know, but he stores it in his head bucket.
Huh, that might be worthy of pizzahol, but it isn’t very bacon worthy. Oh, well.
.
Obama: “Binder? I don’t even know her.”