I think we also need to take a page from the liberal playbook. I’m talking about carbon offsets. If you want the economy and national security to improve, it’s pretty obvious who you need to vote for. If you feel guilty about what will happen to Big Bird when you do the right thing, buy a Big Bird stuffed animal. The royalties will help keep him afloat.
If there are any Blue Dogs left, they’re secretly doing that anyway. Particularly, Blue Dog women.
I am THIS close to convincing my husband to go Romney.
My new plan to sway him? Say NOTHING about it between now and election day.
I think we also need to take a page from the liberal playbook. I’m talking about carbon offsets. If you want the economy and national security to improve, it’s pretty obvious who you need to vote for. If you feel guilty about what will happen to Big Bird when you do the right thing, buy a Big Bird stuffed animal. The royalties will help keep him afloat.
Ah, the Bradley Effect. Racist! But I shan’t tell you which direction of racism.