I’m sure Obama will make a great president. I can’t wait for him to get started.
— Adam Carolla (@adamcarolla) November 7, 2012
We’ll probably solve the immigration problem by letting the economy decline until we don’t have an immigration problem.
— David Freddoso (@freddoso) November 7, 2012
I sincerely hope my Republican friends & family are feeling the relief I felt when I could stop pretending to like Dukakis.
— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) November 7, 2012
At least Alan Grayson will bring back to Congress the statesmanship worthy of a night manager at Denny’s.
— Jim J (@anthropocon) November 7, 2012
I bought like nine giant touchscreen interactive maps today at half price.
— MJ (@sucittaM) November 7, 2012
.@jpodhoretz Blaming media bias for Obama’s win is like blaming gravity for a plane crash. It’s there, but you’re supposed to overcome it.
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) November 7, 2012
The fact that Conservatives are demoralized with this loss and look to politics for the answer rather then culture.. beyond infuriating.
— Steven Crowder (@scrowder) November 7, 2012
Why must I have a canker sore, a migraine, and a socialist president all on the same day?!
— SarahK Fleming (@sarahk47) November 7, 2012

God, tell me about it Crowder.
Who knew that Blacks were so tribal?
Even Colin Powell put race before country.
No tweets from Buttercup yet?
it is all our fault.
We had too high expectations of our fellow Americans. We believed that even the less intelligent could see the cliff looming ahead of us if we continued as we were. We should never have expected logic and unemotional choices from the plebes. It is a ever a fault with us Optimistic Conservatives.
Sarah K- F.T.W.!!!
Cold sores heal, Migraines fade.
Keep telling yourself, “2 out of 3 ain’t bad.”
How did I miss the fact that Alan Grayson was reelected!?!