Every time you use a 10 year figure to talk about next year’s budget, a fairy dies.
— Neil Stevens (@presjpolk) December 4, 2012
Old cowboy couple driving a broken down, rusted out limousine through the Valley; reminding me that anything can happen.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) December 4, 2012
Told my Mom that she can rewind & fast forward live TV with her DVR & she called me a warlock & said there will be no Christmas this year.
— Brandon Guttermouth (@UNTRESOR) December 5, 2012