My James A. Garfield plush windshield suction cup figure is not selling.
— Joshua Malina (@JoshMalina) February 25, 2013
Real world: I am canceling HBO. I’m cutting spending. DC: We’re only adding HBO & not Cinemax. We’re cutting spending!
— Jay Caruso (@jaycaruso) February 25, 2013
Weak jokes about cat videos now outnumber cat videos on the Internet.
— Neil Stevens (@presjpolk) February 25, 2013
Oh yeah? Well if I’m so gay like you say, then why do I have to think about my wife when I have sex with dudes, hmmm?
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) February 25, 2013
To be fair to Ikea, they didn’t ever specify exactly what meat was in their balls and we didn’t ask. I mean meatballs, how vague is that?
— Simon Pegg (@simonpegg) February 26, 2013
In my browser, the ad at the bottom of this page is for an Italian Meatball Recipe. I suppose I should be grateful it isn’t a recipe about cats.
Ikea meatballs: The fifth food group. Or is it sixth? I haven’t really been paying attention. Whichever it is, they’re awesome.