Ravings of a Paranoid Lunatic, Now 100% Factually Accurate

[High Praise! to Hope n’ Change Cartoons]

I saw this and thought “There goes Stilton again, with more ‘Obama’s out to get me’ paranoiac hyperbole.”

Then I read the commentary, and found I couldn’t dispute a single one of his statements.

Even Johnny Cochran couldn’t get Obama acquitted on this one.

Go ahead. Read it. Tell me I’m wrong.

Please.

4 Comments

  1. One of the commenters mentioned how they were concerned about their progeny, some time in the future, asking How could you let this happen?

    Such was the question asked by children in post-WW II Germany of their parents and grandparents.

    Then as now, the damnable changes were effected through legal means, done as the working citizens went to and returned from their daily toilings and raised their families as best they could.

    At first, Hitler addressed infrastructure, building The Autobahn and improving feeder roads. Then focus was on making Germans healthy, physical fitness groups and agrarian societies abounded. Germany hosted the Olympics. As all of this was taking place, NSDAP (Nazi) judges ruled that private firearm ownership was unnecessary and the weapons kept in closets and attics by WW I veterans, farmers, and sport hunters were confiscated-from Jew and Gentile alike. Only on-duty law enforcement was permitted to have firearms, which were to be surrendered to the bureau quartermaster before going off-duty.

    Only when it was too late to do anything, when Hitler transitioned from Chancellor to Fuhrer (Leader), did the Germans realize that the Autobahn was a perfect wide-laned means for transporting heavy vehicles-like Panzer tanks- from one place to another; that the trains which ran with Teutonic precision were metronomically shipping off defenseless, unarmed Jews to locations initially described as “Holiday Camps”; that the athletic teams and societies with which they were affiliated were suddenly nationalized aspects of the military.

    How could it be allowed to happen?

    Why with the greatest of ease because of the distraction of the populace. Without so much as a finger-pulling blast of flatulence passed in anger.

    The Germans had state-approved comedies and operas on the airwaves and films in the theatres. America has 200 channels of South Park, Honey Boo Boo and March Madness.

    Who cares about Benghazi when you’ve got to lay a C-note down on your bracket with your local sports book, get the kids to fingerpainting class, and OMG didja hear what happened on Kimmel?

  2. I’m praying for a fruitful IDES OF MARCH (Friday, March 15)

    when the US Senate (and or the US Military) should do their sworn duty and protect the US Constitution from an Enemy, both foreign and domestic. Literally! An Enemy both foreign and domestic at the same time.

    If not on the IDES OF MARCH (Friday, March 15) then when?

    What better day could there be than the IDES OF MARCH to remove a Dictator from power? And even if it doesn’t happen on the IDES OF MARCH (Friday, March 15) we should celebrate the IDES OF MARCH so that future generation of Americans will not be Over-Lorded by a foreign Communist dictator and a corrupt liberal media.

    We need another holiday.

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