Bacon Dress!

[High Praise! to Technabob]

I’ll ask the obvious question: what’s holding that thing up?

Batarangs for Real Men


[YouTube direct link] (Viewer #187,614)

Don’t try this at home.

Unless your home is a mansion above a cave and you’re a crime-fighting billionaire.

Link of the Day: Satire – Alleged Fort Hood Shooter Nidal Hasan Receives Promotion, Legion Of Merit

[High Praise! to The Duffel Blog]

Alleged Fort Hood Shooter Nidal Hasan Receives Promotion, Legion Of Merit

BONUS LINK [High Praise! to Nuking Politics]:

St. Patrick’s Day: A Brief History

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

The Company He Keeps

MSNBC’s Chris Matthews described President Obama as “the perfect American”.

As would Kim Jong Un, Ahmadinejad, Castro, Assad, and the late Hugo Chavez.

A White House St. Patrick’s Day

[High Praise! to Hope n’ Change Cartoons]

Fun Facts About Ireland

(Reposted from last year, but it’s ok, because you’re probably too plowed to remember that far back)

Celebrating once again – on its special day – the country that Americans only care about once a year because it’s a great excuse to get drunk.

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FUN FACTS ABOUT IRELAND

* Ireland is slightly larger than the state of West Virginia. However, in Ireland, impoverished mountain folk are known as “hillrileys”

* All Irish citizens are required by law to make a bizarre pilgrimmage to Dublin once a year, crawling on their bellies while balancing a full glass of Guinness on their head.

* The average life expectancy for men in Ireland is 75 years. At 76, the crystal in their hand starts flashing red. Carousel!

* 88% of the Irish are members of the Roman Catholic Church, making the Catholic population nearly as large as the Kennedys.

* Ireland’s #1 agricultural product is turnips, which the nation switched to after the country’s potato crop was devastated by a visiting Michael Moore on a french-fry binge.

* There are 36 airports in Ireland, all suitable for night-flight landings thanks to the plethora of neon “Jameson” bar signs lighting the runways.

* Catherine Kelly was the smallest Irish woman ever, only 34 inches tall. She died in 1785 in the electric chair after mudering 137 people while screaming “leprechaun jokes aren’t funny!”

* And before you ask, no, they never found her pot of gold, smartass.

* According to one rather obscure Irish legend, a ringing in your ears means a deceased friend stuck in Purgatory is ringing a bell to ask for you to pray for him. Or you’re an idiot who forgot to remove your bluetooth earpiece.

* Montgomery Street in Dublin was once the largest red light district in all of Europe, with over 1600 prostitutes plying their trade. Most of them insisted you should pronounce their name to rhyme with “book”.

* In the olden days, a pig was often allowed to live in the house with the family on an Irish farm. He was commonly referred to as “the gentleman who pays the rent.” Modern Irish immigrant families usually just called him “Teddy”.

* A single day of good weather that pops up in a long stretch of bad days is known in Ireland as a “pet day”, and is celebrated with binge-drinking, dancing, and raucous music. As are all other days containing weather.

* “Keening” is the Irish version of loud crying at wakes. It involves wailing and expressing endearments in Gaelic to the deceased. Although similar, it should not be confused with its more annoying cousin, “bagpiping.”

* Dublin was originally called “Dubh Linn,” which means “Black Pool”, although they had considered naming it “Marbh Linn” after the 5th and best Dirty Harry movie.

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Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

lolbama! Part 127

Submit entries to lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.


From Hunter of Nuking Politics:

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From Hunter of Nuking Politics:

From Mrs C:

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From Travelwise42:

From Travelwise42:


My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From me (Harvey):

From CTCompromise:

From CTCompromise:

From Katy:

From Katy:

From Katy:

From Travelwise42:


This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:


I’m going with Mrs C, because I thought I learned every breed of dog from writing “Obama ate a dog” jokes, and I didn’t recognize Mucuchies.


PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

IMAGE SOURCES: Lots of great Obama pics to be found at the White House Flickr page.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.