[High Praise! to American Digest]
Yes, he’s clearly violating the fundamental gun safety maxim “never let the muzzle cover anything you are not willing to destroy”
On the other hand, he’s observing “keep your finger off the trigger until your sights are on the target”.
He’s fine. This gun is not going off.
“Hey Joe! It’s reckless and/or illegal to fire your shotgun off a balcony or through a closed door”:
[YouTube direct link] (Viewer #170,271)
Around the country, Democrat legislators are looking to backdoor gun control with new taxes on guns & ammo.
Considering how expensive they’ve been getting, you’d think they’d be pushing to make them mandatory & free.
[High Praise! to Michelle Obama’s Mirror]
New Sequester Diet Cuts Royal Food Taster
You should check this out, if only for the pictures.
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Kid Rock is now Man Rock and before long will be Elderly Rock and finally Dead Rock. Only then will the new Baby Rock appear!
— BillCorbett (@BillCorbett) March 19, 2013
“These antiques are great, but how much for the turn of the century stud behind the counter?” – me, about to get a great price on this lamp.
— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) March 19, 2013
“You’re not the person I fell in love with!” is a fun thing to say to anyone who isn’t the person you fell in love with.
— Sixth Form Poet (@sixthformpoet) March 19, 2013
Democrat Congresswoman Jan Schakowsky said the assault weapons ban was “absolutely” just the beginning.
If that’s true, I’m guessing she’s not going to like the ending much.
A lot of people seem intent on ramming through a path to citizenship for those who came here illegally, but it only seems fair that people who broke the laws get some sort of punishment before getting in line for citizenship. So here’s my idea: They have to cut off a pinky finger. That seems pretty fair to me. You broke the law, but you can still become a citizen — just less one finger. Plus, everyone should agree: Being an American is worth a finger. If you don’t think that, then you don’t deserve citizenship.
Though I guess if there is an illegal immigrant with no hands, he outsmarted the system.
* The World’s Smallest R/C Blimp!
* Fly with a helium filled party balloon
* Pilot your Nanoblimp with precision proportional control
* Experience the thrill of flying in your living room
* Includes everything you need… just add helium and 4 “AAA” Batteries
I want to get one and fill it with hydrogen – Oh! The humanity!
John Hawkins has pictures from CPAC, and included in there is the fact that IMAO won best humor blog at the 11th Annual Blogger Awards there were presented at CPAC. And there is like a plaque with the award and everything. Unfortunately, I wasn’t able to go to CPAC and receive the award because that costs money. There’s the plane ticket and the time off work and the entry fee and… well, I don’t make a a ton of money from this blog (some of that due to Harvey’s embezzling). I hope one day the people at CPAC will be like, “Frank! We need you CPAC to stay relevant! Here’s thousands of dollars!” but that hasn’t happened yet.
Anyway, it’s awesome we received this award and are now officially the funniest conservative blog out there (which isn’t that great since it’s well known conservatives aren’t that funny). Anyway, I’d like to thank me for this award for my dedication of blogging every weekday even though I feel like I haven’t actually been funny since 2004. Oh, and Harvey, who does most of the actual work and helps hide the fact of how little I actually post. Plus, he interact with the readers of this blog which I hate doing because I look down on you all. And I thank Basil, who often posts here and also helps keep IMAO up and running. And I might also thank spacemonkey. Nah, I think I won’t thank him.
So, it’s been more than 10 years, but finally — finally — we have evidence IMAO is funny. Thank you for your support.
Well, the assault weapons ban totally failed. After Newtown, the left were like, “It’s a totally different climate on guns now! Everyone will be all for completely useless gun control measures that will annoy legal gun owners and do nothing to stop criminals!” But no, it’s not different. Opinion on guns have gone one direction for 50 years and it’s well established now that nothing will make it go the other way. And thus gun control supporters are ending up more and more like those Japanese after WWII who didn’t know the war was over.
My advice for those frustrated at how gun control has utterly failed: Just shrug your shoulder and say, “I guess I just don’t understand freedom,” and then move on to some other more minor despotic issue like soda bans. There’s other places freedom is still vulnerable, so attack it there. But on guns, you lost. Humanity won.
A Berkeley city councilman is proposing an email tax to help the cash-poor United States Postal Service stay afloat.
Coming soon: a tax on cars to prop up the sagging buggy whip industry.
Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “Obama is more useless than…”
Click here to see if you made the cut.
If you did, you should probably email him about becoming a guest blogger there.
If you didn’t, he’s got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
