Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Just Got an Endorsement Deal. He’ll Be the Official Spokesman for…

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President Obama just got an endorsement deal. He’ll be the official spokesman for…

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  1. …Hemp Suicide Vests.com, Made in the USA for the jihadist who wants to look smokin’ hot.

    …the Keystone Pipeline, “Zero miles per zero gallons, the new standard for American cars, except for me, my mileage from them was amazing”.

    …Freddie’s Food Tasters, “After the tenth dead taster the next one is free”.

  2. …the official Headstart program for the nation of Kenya.

    …the Saul Alinski-only “Reading-is-Fundamental” program.

    … after school chooming

    … the new nationalized pot growers union

    … Dante’s Divine Comedy – on ice!

    … new Arugula Coke !!!

  3. Confuse-a-Cat Limited (incorporating Amaze-a-Vole Ltd, Stun-a-Stoat Ltd, Puzzle-a-Puma Ltd, Startle-a-Thompson’s Gazelle Ltd, Bewilderebeest Inc, Distract-a-Bee, and Devour-a-Dog LLC).

  4. …Depends Leakies, absorbs urine, repels rapists.

    …Fort Militiaman Summer Camp For Adult White Male Patriots, bring your guns and get regulated by Michael “Der Fuhrer” Bloomberg.

  5. …Sally Cigarettes, sneak one in the alley on the way to Bloomberg’s office.

    …New Liberal Math School, when you don’t like how the numbers add up an equal number of babies, soldiers, old folks and kittens die.

  6. … the Castro brothers.

    … the Ninth Imam.

    … the CBA (Chinese Banking Association). (and you thought the IRS was rough when collecting on a debt!)

    … Bigfoot Lovers Association.

  7. …the Equine Kerrytinitis Fund, combats low self esteem of horses from John Effin Kerry getting all the press unless one is in the Triple Crown chase.

    …Razor on a Stick, for your inner (and outer) Wookie’s back hair removal needs when you get stuck behind a slow foursome and wifey wants to go strapless.

  8. Mehdi Ouazanni, the famed Moroccan Actor who plays Satan on History Channel’s The Bible. Obama became his spokesperson after it became clear that being associated with Satan got him a lot more media attention than being President ever would.

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