…the Equine Kerrytinitis Fund, combats low self esteem of horses from John Effin Kerry getting all the press unless one is in the Triple Crown chase.
…Razor on a Stick, for your inner (and outer) Wookie’s back hair removal needs when you get stuck behind a slow foursome and wifey wants to go strapless.
Mehdi Ouazanni, the famed Moroccan Actor who plays Satan on History Channel’s The Bible. Obama became his spokesperson after it became clear that being associated with Satan got him a lot more media attention than being President ever would.
… Hell, capitalizing on his role in “The Bible”.
… Puppy Chow. No not that one, the other one.
… al-Jazeera.
Adam’s Golf — Tight Lies
Smith & Wesson — He’s responsible for more gun sales than any prior President.
He’ll be the new face of ED. Electile Dysfunction.
AllState Insurance – He’ll be replacing Dean Winters….
… GEICO. “So simple, even an anti-colonial Marxist can do it.”
The Association of Bus Drivers, he throws so many people under the bus it’s about time.
Satan
Endor Cement (used to make ewokways, presumably)
Dyslexia Awareness – Don’t Mess With Taxes.
…Marriott Golf Resorts: “They’re so great, they’re worth abandoning responsibility for running the free world.”
Flex-fuel vehicles (gas ‘n’ diesel)
…5 Guys Burgers (just don’t tell Michelle, Okay?)
New Coke
Ben-Gayzi
…AAA.
Electric limos (preferably GM brand)
jell-o backbones
…Hemp Suicide Vests.com, Made in the USA for the jihadist who wants to look smokin’ hot.
…the Keystone Pipeline, “Zero miles per zero gallons, the new standard for American cars, except for me, my mileage from them was amazing”.
…Freddie’s Food Tasters, “After the tenth dead taster the next one is free”.
The letter *I* on Sesame Street
the tourism bureaus of states 51-57
all the corpsemen
our fine asian state of hawaii
the jeddi who do that mind-melding thing
the United Teleprompter Workers of America
Solydra.
Depends.
…the official Headstart program for the nation of Kenya.
…the Saul Alinski-only “Reading-is-Fundamental” program.
… after school chooming
… the new nationalized pot growers union
… Dante’s Divine Comedy – on ice!
… new Arugula Coke !!!
Shinola.
KY
…Hire the Handicapped Association (thanks Joey!)
…NBC Nightly News.
…his fan club.
Confuse-a-Cat Limited (incorporating Amaze-a-Vole Ltd, Stun-a-Stoat Ltd, Puzzle-a-Puma Ltd, Startle-a-Thompson’s Gazelle Ltd, Bewilderebeest Inc, Distract-a-Bee, and Devour-a-Dog LLC).
FormerHostage says:
March 20th, 2013 at 2:55 pm
…NBC Nightly News.
…his fan club.
BYRY 😉
. . . that Nigerian prince who promises he will share millions with you tomorrow, if you’ll just give him control of your bank account today.
Jihad. He is showing, on a daily basis, how to take down the infidels.
Nathan’s Hot Dogs – President Obama says: “They’re almost as good as the real thing!”
ExLax – because he really needs to go… seriously… he needs to go.
@Apostic #26…. He’d keep confusing it with something else though.
armageddon–“you can be in the preview!!”
…Depends Leakies, absorbs urine, repels rapists.
…Fort Militiaman Summer Camp For Adult White Male Patriots, bring your guns and get regulated by Michael “Der Fuhrer” Bloomberg.
…Titlelist: “I spent half of my years as president with a Titleist golf club in my grip on some of the finest courses .”
…Sally Cigarettes, sneak one in the alley on the way to Bloomberg’s office.
…New Liberal Math School, when you don’t like how the numbers add up an equal number of babies, soldiers, old folks and kittens die.
… the Castro brothers.
… the Ninth Imam.
… the CBA (Chinese Banking Association). (and you thought the IRS was rough when collecting on a debt!)
… Bigfoot Lovers Association.
@ 34 rodney dill says:
March 20th, 2013 at 3:34 pm
He prolly knows the dif. His target audience, on the other hand….
… Tel Aviv AAA+ Towing and Wrecker Service
France
…The National Bank of Cyprus.
…the Equine Kerrytinitis Fund, combats low self esteem of horses from John Effin Kerry getting all the press unless one is in the Triple Crown chase.
…Razor on a Stick, for your inner (and outer) Wookie’s back hair removal needs when you get stuck behind a slow foursome and wifey wants to go strapless.
. . . PhotoShop.
. . . Promise spread.
Mehdi Ouazanni, the famed Moroccan Actor who plays Satan on History Channel’s The Bible. Obama became his spokesperson after it became clear that being associated with Satan got him a lot more media attention than being President ever would.
… Windex. “Let me be clear!”
… the National Rifle Association.
… Guns and Ammo – USA
AT&T (American Telephone and Teleprompters)
Hugo Chavez
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