[High Praise! to Dodsfall]
We’re taking up a collection so that we can buy a lunar nuclear test site, because THE MOON IS FOR SALE!
Exit question: once we’re successful, will Obama tell us “you didn’t nuke that”?
[High Praise! to Dodsfall]
We’re taking up a collection so that we can buy a lunar nuclear test site, because THE MOON IS FOR SALE!
Exit question: once we’re successful, will Obama tell us “you didn’t nuke that”?
[YouTube direct link] (Viewer #577,819)
With neither a bang nor a whimper, but with a shattering of all that is good and beautiful.
Thank you, President Failure Front.
A Chinese NASA scientist was arrested by the FBI at Dulles International Airport as he tried to flee to China.
Good. Wouldn’t want him stealing America’s secrets for how to underfund an agency.
[High Praise! to The People’s Cube]
President Obama Closes National Zoo
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
“Florida Man Bites Dog” is the new “Dog Bites Man”
— Tim Murphy (@timothypmurphy) March 28, 2013
If a friend says “pictures or it didn’t happen”, murder him and don’t take any pictures.
— Sixth Form Poet (@sixthformpoet) March 28, 2013
Gay Marriage Legalized In Landslide Thanks To Iowa Teenager’s Facebook Profile Photo
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) March 28, 2013
He has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn’t dead it’s just afraid to move.
— Overly Manly Man (@ItsManlyMann) March 28, 2013
Whenever I get depressed I just imagine Hodor giving clues to an increasingly frustrated contestant on $100,000 Pyramid.
— Bryan Donaldson (@TheNardvark) March 28, 2013
Most people forget the things Obama has to do every day, like meetings, photos, or calling the fire dept. bc Joe Biden is stuck in a dryer.
— Rob Fee (@robfee) March 28, 2013
In a recent speech, Democrat Senator Elizabeth Warren said that America was a great country “thanks to federal agencies”.
Why? Have a bunch of them closed down?
In reaffirming the greatness of our nation we understand that greatness is never a given. It must be earned. Our journey has never been one of short-cuts or settling for less. It has not been the path for the faint-hearted, for those that prefer leisure over work, or seek only the pleasures of riches and fame. Rather, it has been the risk-takers, the doers, the makers of things — some celebrated, but more often men and women obscure in their labor — who have carried us up the long rugged path towards prosperity and freedom.
BARACK OBAMA, Inaugural Address, Jan. 20. 2009
Those guys? Yeah… they didn’t build that.
Saw this neat site: It ranks the fifty states based on their freedom. And, surprise surprise, red states tend to be a lot more free. The site uses a standard, libertarian definition of freedom (i.e., no “we’re freer because we don’t have to worry about buying health care” type definitions), and with that, the blue states tend to do better in some of the social issue areas, but they just do absolutely horrible every where else. It’s like becoming a slave to the state so you have the freedom to gay marry.
Idaho is number six, BTW, and one of the reasons I like this state is you get left alone. The most free state by the rankings is North Dakota. The least free is New York (with California right behind it). Some places — especially those run by liberals — just think they’ve found some much better ideas than freedom.
Saw this comment from Son of Bob [High Praise!] and thought it needed to be put on a pedastal:
REPUBLICAN LEADERSHIP: “I hope we lose on the gay marriage issue, because then it will be done and we won’t have to deal with it anymore and we can begin the process of giving up and losing other important issues.”
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The latest amazing breakthrough in robotics…
Aww, man. Obama yelled at us for not enacting gun control. Basically, we forgot all about the kids murdered at Newtown since we didn’t rush ahead and enact useless, annoying gun control that would have done absolutely nothing to stop that tragedy.
Here’s a question: Does Obama really care about gun control? He certainly doesn’t act like it — at least compared to things like Obamacare. I mean, he’d be fine with it, but I don’t see him sticking his neck out on the issue. He just seems to be hitting all the rhetorical points to keep his base happy but doesn’t really seem to be exerting himself to do any more than that.
And that’s just how much we’ve won on this issue. Obama, who absolutely hates freedom and just sees it as this big obstacle that gets in the way of all his plans, can’t even bring himself to get that excited about gun control any more. Sure, if he could waive a wand and confiscate all our guns without political consequence, he would, but he’d probably rather waive the wand and put himself on a golf course.
Kinda disingenuous when the people doing everything they can to make sure blacks don’t vote GOP wonder why the GOP doesn’t have more blacks.
So how many votes does a Supreme Court verdict need to be a landslide?
Whatever the decision on Prop 8 is, I just hope Roberts doesn’t do anything cutesy again.
I was against gay marriage but now I’ve evolved and can shoot lasers out my eyes.
As a kid, I thought we’d have a Mars base by now, but I didn’t factor in that 90% of technological advancement would be phone related.
Upgraded my Kindle recently.
The more accurate way of saying that was I passed my Kindle — what was a good little e-reader — along to someone else and bought a Kindle Fire HD
to use.
Why did I spend the money? I mean, the little Kindle device worked just fine. Well, if I hadn’t had some Amazon gift card credits that offset a good portion of the cost, I may not have made the purchase. At least, not just yet. And, without the credits, I may have purchased the standard Kindle Fire, rather than spending the extra money for the HD version. But, I did so I did. And I’m glad I did.
Again, nothing wrong with the standard Kindle, not even the low-end cheap one I had. But, the Kindle Fire is a great little e-reader, plus it’s a very good little tablet.
The one I got is the smaller, 7-inch version. It’s just a little bigger than the standard Kindle devices. It connects via wifi only. The larger 8.9″ Fire HD has AT&T 4G LTE capability starting at an additional $50/year. The Kindle Keyboard and a version of the Kindle Paperwhite have free 3G connectivity included.
It’s kinda hard for me to compare the Kindle Fire to a standard Kindle e-reader without breaking the functionality into two categories: e-reader and tablet. I’ll cover the e-reader part first.
The standard Kindle e-readers currently come in four varieties: Kindle, Kindle Keyboard 3G, Kindle Paperwhite, and Kindle Paperwhite 3G. The Paperwhite versions, which I haven’t used, come with a built-in light. I hear it’s nice. The Kindle and Kindle Keyboard models don’t have a light. If you need a light, they sell covers with extendable light sources. Or, you can turn on a lamp.
The Kindle e-readers (the non-Fire Kindles) can be easily used in direct sunlight, just like a book. As e-readers, they’re great. I love the convenience of having a lot of books available in one little device.
The Kindle Fire doesn’t need a light source. Just like you don’t need a light to see the content on your computer screen, you don’t need a light to see the content on your Kindle Fire screen. The drawback is in direct sunlight. While the Kindle Fire does appear to do a better job at handling glare than my older iPad (1st generation), the standard Kindle has no glare, and therefore, problem at all in direct sunlight.
The Kindle Fire is a color screen, and allows to set the r-reader display to black text on white background (default), white text on black background, or black text on sepia (my preference).
With the standard Kindles, you press the buttons on either side to turn the pages. On the Fire, a touch on the edge of the screen or a swipe will change the pages.
The most obvious difference is the e-reader displays are black-and-white (just like a book) while the Fire displays are in color. When browsing the store for more content, the color is nice.
Strictly as an e-reader, the Kindle e-readers are slightly better — but only ever so slightly — than the Kindle Fire, in my mind.
That brings us to the tablet portion of the comparison. And, there’s no comparison. The Kindle e-readers are strictly e-readers. So, it may be better to compare the Kindle Fire to the iPad. And I will.
As a tablet, the iPad is a better tablet than the Kindle Fire. But not a lot better. While the iPad is an excellent tablet, the Kindle Fire is a very good tablet. Make that a very, very good tablet. Almost excellent.
The advantage the iPad has is in the apps. The Apple App Store has a really huge selection of apps. The Kindle Fire, although an Android table, doesn’t access the Google Play store. Amazon opted to go the Apple route. You get your apps from Amazon. That does help weed out a lot of really useless apps, like is common in the Google Play store. But, it also keeps out some good apps.
When I started adding apps to the Kindle Fire, it had the apps I wanted to add first. Of the apps on my iPad that I use regularly, it’s primarily local news apps and games that are lacking. For the news apps, the Web browser covers adequately for my purposes.
Where the Kindle Fire shines is music and videos. The integration of those categories into the interface is seamless.
The Kindle Fire integration with Amazon Instant Video is better than the iPad integration with iTunes. Switching between your local library and the online store simple refreshes the content on the page with the Fire. On the iPad, switching from local library to the online store obviously switches apps. While it’s not a problem with the iPad, the Kindle Fire does it better.
Overall, though, I like the iPad as a tablet a little better. I don’t like the iPad as an e-reader, though. While iBooks works well, and while there is a Kindle app for the iPad, the Kindle Fire does a superior job of integrating e-reader functionality into the tablet experience.
So, as an e-reader, the Kindle standard e-readers are better than a Kindle Fire, but not by much. As a table, the iPad is a better tablet, but not by much.
I suppose the best way to boil it down would be for me to assume I have none of the devices, but had experience with all the devices. That is, if suddenly, if I had to replace them, what would I do?
I’d buy a Kindle Fire.
And that’s someone who really loves his iPad talking.
At a press conference, Nancy Pelosi said of President Obama “I don’t think he’s ever done anything for political reasons”.
I agree completely. With the first three words.