Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The latest amazing breakthrough in robotics…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The latest amazing breakthrough in robotics…
…will allow robosexuals to get married.
…has Al Gore scared, as it’s getting harder and harder for him to appear lifelike.
…can automatically generaet partisan responses to anything proposed by the Republicans
…is the self-reading teleprompter. Therefore President Obama will not be leaving the golf course until his next vacation.
…will constantly hover over major cities, automatically identifying situations that might bring harm to the populace and promptly interdict. In realted news, Mayor Bloomberg is looking for a new job….
Now if we can finish development on that golf playing robot…
…let’s just say, for a mere $9,999.99 plus S&H, nerds won’t have to worry about talking to girls ever again.
…is Nancy Pelosi’s dream come true… RoBOTOX.
…ones that do the Harlem Shake.
…will use an as yet undisclosed hueristic algorithm to write jokes. (“So two popebots walk into a bar…”)
…they all speak spanish
…a robotic arm that won’t maim you when given the command to, “Jerk it off.”
…for every Republican vote detected, and cancelled, it generates 1,000,000 votes for Democrats.
…The Fourth Law of Robotics… Rules 1,2, and 3 don’t apply for RACISTS!!!
…means the next step in human evolution, the ability to blog, tweet and eat Cheetos simultaneously.
…will allow Frank to maintain a high level of usefulness without SarahK pointing a pistol at him.
@Dohtimes #15, I think that bypasses most humans.
…is new technology for every voter fraud vote by the Democrats will be detected and cancelled in future elections so no one can ever steal an election again like Obama did.
…is that they finally didn’t include a comm port.
…is that they’re putting the headphone jack….on the bottom!
…is the inclusion of chargers that plug into a car’s lighter port.
…means the old Chinese DERPEY1.1 can have retrofitted normal sized ears and maintain balance, allowing Obama to exit AF1 face forward.
…ED-209 now blasts doors with a shotgun so big it compensates for your small penis Mr. Biden.
…makes Jesus obsolete now that we all have our own personal Michelle RObama save us.
Actually likes the song Mr. Roboto
A robot that runs on alcohol and cigarettes, stays at home, collects unemployment, housing assistance, daycare assistance, and food stamps for alcohol and cigarettes, and votes for the Democrats every two and four years.
They have found Robots can actually laugh out loud. All you need to do is mention the three laws to them.
Nancy Pelosi is a great example. A condom thin layer of polyethylene with a psychopathic expression draped over a cyborg like alien creature programed to destroy all of humanity .
The Latest Amazing Breakthrough in Robotics…
…has led to a 300% increase in Robo-Sexuality!
…is that they can be programmed to punch hippies for you!
…is that their new incredibly life like features are backwards compatible, which is great news for Nancy Pelosi
…is that my Roomba overlord is actually quite benevolent
…is how they still adhere to the three laws, despite how much their logic circuits tell them to screw it
…is their ability to have a highly intelligent conversation with you while you’re on hold, and then transfer you to a person with which that is impossible
…is that they still can’t make the model “Biden-001” stop talking like an idiot
The Bloombot Nandroid.
…they automatically blame Bush
…means that Joe Biden can chew gum and have his door blasted with a shotgun at the same time, with relatively small oral injuries in most cases.
…will let Obama play golf without having to find out what is in his robosigned legislation.
…100% of controlling software is located in the “junk nodule” making it 1000% more lifelike.
…Barack Obama’s new “girlfriend” can actually share an e-cigarette with him, after.
…they can be programmed to act really gay, taking us one step closer to developing a working protocol droid.
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