A Berkeley city councilman is proposing an email tax to help the cash-poor United States Postal Service stay afloat.
Coming soon: a tax on cars to prop up the sagging buggy whip industry.
A Berkeley city councilman is proposing an email tax to help the cash-poor United States Postal Service stay afloat.
Coming soon: a tax on cars to prop up the sagging buggy whip industry.
A tax on solar energy to support the failing whale oil industry.
When the only tool you have is a hammer, all problems look like nails.
All Democrats have is a screwdriver – “screwing people is the solution!”
A tax on every transaction, to support a failing government bureaucracy. Oh, wait.
when i was in minnesota, they put a tax on doctors to fund healthcare
Soon there will be a tax to subsidize people that don’t pay taxes…oh, wait.
Being as I’m heavily invested in the Amalgamated Buggy Whip Co. I find your idea to tax cars to be quite sound and prudent.
Only the federal government could have a monopoly on a service and still lose money on it.
I remember when this was a gag email going around back in the 90s. “Congress is going to tax you 5 cents per email” or some such nonsense.
Yes yes yes, tax this tax that I bet they’ll even tax a hat, if moves if it grows hell they’ll even tax your nose, yes yes, it’s done.oh wait they forgot to tax your buns.lol all of you have a great day.
The funny thing to me is, that idiot bureaucrat doesn’t realize his idea is a joke in so many ways without adding or parodying at all. And, as frogmouth pointed out, it has been for years!
In order to help subsidize free abortions and birth control:
http://youtu.be/QmFYHmGkfxw
That particular issue actually has a Clear and Simple Cure. Stop the politicans from their exemptions from paying Postal Fees on their Mass Mailings. Make them pay their own postage and quit expecting us to pick up their slack.
…They’ll tax your hair, they’ll tax your nose,
They’ll tax the jam between your toes.
They’ll tax your shoes, they’ll tax your hat,
They crawl in skinny and crawl out fat…
‘Cause he’s the Taxman. No, I won’t put in the lyrics….