Senate gun control bill reduced to just mandating stickers on guns that say: “WARNING: Fires bullets.”
Yeah, I’ve been too busy to think lately, so only one thought. But here’s a fun game: Think of other warnings to put on guns and put them in the comments.
Warning: may frighten and confuse democrats
WARNING: May cause incoherent thinking in left-wingers.
Warning: This is an actual gun, not a Hello Kitty bubble gun, a picture of a gun, or a Pop-Tart bitten into the shape of a gun.
“WARNING! Objects in sight are closer to dead than they appear!”
Warning! May Cause Feelings of Liberty and Personal Freedom.
“Warning: May be used to process nuts.”
WARNING: Keep out of reach of Congressmen.
WARNING: Owning a gun, clip (sic), or bullets means you are a violent sociopath, hellbent on murdering children and terrorizing the populace. (Unless you’re Barrack Obama, Diane Fienstien, Chuck Shummer, John kerry, Joe Biden, David Gregory, a government employee who is armed to control the citizenry, Madonna’s bodyguards, or any Hollywood actor/director who uses guns and violence to peddle their “art”.)
NOTE TO JOE BIDEN: Put this down.
WARNING: Not to be used in conjunction with any mind altering substances, such as MSNBC.
WARNING: Keep out of reach of childeren and Democrats.
WARNING: Do not randomly fire through doors or off balconies.
Use if SEAL is missing or broke.
WARNING: Before use, perform a complete background check: what is in the background of what you are aiming at?
WARNING !! This Obviously mean-spirited weapon has a thought projection device implanted
that can make you want to do ‘radical stuff ‘ like read A Constitution, go out and practice on targets,
and clean it, on occasion.
When it begs you for a night out with ‘all the other weapons’, give us a call and we’ll come out,
and reset it’s programming.
They ‘can’ get crazee in large groups, unfortunately.
…and No, they don’t ‘Need’ Christmas Presents, either…….
WARNING: Use of this product may cause certain politicians to wet their pants.
Warning: The use of this product may have unintended side affects. These may include, dizziness, upset stomach, and even death. Studies have shown that the use of this product may cause the user to have feelings of superiority, freedom, and liberty. If. during the use of this product, you have these feelings, it is recommended that you consult a government school grief counselor, or physician. In extreme cases, it may be necessary to call 911. The use of this product is not guaranteed, and the user assumes all responsibility. In the unlikely event that this product fails it’s intended use, there may be other products that may help. Some of these products are tazers, baseball bats, and tire irons. These products are not intended to fix problems for which they were not designed. Using these products outside of their intended design may cause those products to operate in an unexpected manner. Some of those unintended manners may include exposed blood, or other body fluids, scarring and even death. If you cannot afford this product, Astra Zeneca may be able to help. Contact Astra Zeneca for further information. This product has been tested in a double blind university study. Further information about that study may be found on the internet. The manufacturer of this product makes no warranty express or implied regarding the use of this product. It is highly recommended to fully read and understand the users manual before using this product.
This End Out
Warning: May impede government tyranny.
Do Not Cross The Streams
On stock end: “Safe End”
On muzzle end: “Do Not Look!”
Keep Pointed in a SAfe Direction, Such as A Hippie or a Communist (h/t Frank J.)
Smile.
Wait for flash.
Warning: end with the hole goes toward the bad guy
WARNING: Not for use with computer games.
Warning: may cause lead poisoning
The Surgeon General has determined that use of this product may cause lead poisoning.
Oppo’s #13 has it so far, since that’s in the rules already.
Warning: This item may commit crimes
@23 – For the benefit of liberals, you may need to change “bad guy” to “differently-law-abiding person of unspecified gender”.
Warning: Keep this sticker away from a Democrat.
Warning: This is not a medical device, lobotomizing a liberal with it may interfere with the proper functioning of government run health care.
WARNING: This tool has a specific purpose, and misuse may cause unintended damages. It is recommended that this be used only on Government Officials and everyone attempting to remove it from its owner. Use on innocent bystanders is strictly forbidden. May have lasting effects. Any use by Liberals may be damaging to their Mental Health and cause permanent and lasting incoherence. Should not be mixed with drugs or many prescription medicines. This device has been known to eliminate trespassers. Use against Socialists should be evaluated against the possible consequences. NOTE: IRS Agents are not immune to the effects of this tool.
WARNING: If you are about to use this gun for criminal purposes, the gun will not be with you during prison time.
WARNING: I you intend to use this gun for revenge, consult a psychiatrist before starting to shoot.
IF…
Warning: Use of this weapon may result in equality when confronted by criminals and tyrants.
Liberals may experience spontaneous incontinence.
warning: keep out of reach of citizens
Warning: use of high capacity magazines may cause mass murder
Warning: wash hands thoroughly after use
Warning: it is unlawful to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling
Warning: hot gun boom device careful requirements. Made in China.
Warning: pointing this at police may be hazardous to your health
Warning: it is against federal law to remove this label
WARNING: Because of supply and demand this device has nearly doubled in price.
Caution: aim away from face.
Warning: shot placement is important. You can’t miss fast enough to win a gun fight.
Reminder: if you can hit what you’re aiming at, you’re never out-gunned.
WARNING: If you wait to find out “how this ends”, it may be too late.
Tip: Always know if you have fired five shots or six……