Show me on this voodoo doll where the bad man cursed you.
— dan guterman (@danguterman) April 19, 2013
CNN is being so cautious in coverage right now, Wolf just said, “it is possible I am Wolf Blitzer.” #watertown #bostonbombing
— Todd Schnitt (@toddschnitt) April 19, 2013
if wolverine’s been alive for so long you gotta figure he used the n-word a lot when it was still socially acceptable
— john freiler (@johnfreiler) April 19, 2013
Always be the bigger man, a man so enormous no one can depose him, filling the sky with your thunderous laugh: be grand, imposing, and alone
— Rabbit Frost (@anhonestmess) April 20, 2013
Prediction: There’ll be a lot fewer babies named Dzhokhar next week.
— Jon Gabriel (@ExJon) April 20, 2013
Um… I hate to be a Grammar Nazi, but shouldn’t it be… ‘The Diary Of *A* Frank’…?
— єaяƒ ʕ•̮͡•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) March 7, 2013
Is Dzhokhar pronounced ‘Joker’? Is there a connection with the Aurora Theater shooting?
Prediction: There’ll be a lot fewer babies named Dzhokhar next week. Except in most predominately Muslim countries where the name will replace Osama in popularity.