[High Praise! to Arik of Nuking Politics]
[to the tune of Weasel Stomping Day]
Faces filled with joy and cheer
What a magical time of year
Howdy Ho! It’s Hippy Punching Day
Put your Viking helmet on
Spread that mayonnaise on the lawn
Don’t you know it’s Hippy Punching Day
All the little girls and boys
Love that wonderful crunching noise
You’ll know what this day’s about
When you punch a hippy’s face right out
So, come along and have a laugh
Snap their hippy noses in half
Grap your gloves and punch your cares away
Hip hip hooray, it’s Hippy Punching Day
People up and down the street
Punching hippies right off their feet
Why we do it, who can say?
But it’s such a festive holiday
So let the punching fun begin
Bash their hippy skulls right in
It’s tradition, that makes it okay
Hey everyone, it’s Hippy Punching
We’ll have some fun on Hippy Punching
Put down your gun, it’s Hippy Punching Day
Hip Hip Hooray, it’s Hippy Punching Day
Hippy Punching Day
Hey!
Happy Birthday to Frank! All you libertarians get off my lawn!
I’d punch a hippy to celebrate Frank’s birthday, but they’re sort of scarce around here.
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Weasel stomping?
I knew there was something special in the air when I got up this morning. Happy birthday, Frank! Time to get my punchin’ trousers on.
Happy Birthday Frank. Thank you for being the voice of satirical reason.
HBD From the GDFT! I’ll send the bacon.
Happy Birthday, Frank!
Now get to punching some hippies!
We, the Ronin of IMAO, hereby declare that June 4 shall ever more be “Frank J’s Hippie Punching Day.”
In fact, for the highly dedicated, we declare the whole month of June to be “Hippie Punching Month.”
That way, the old song, ♫ “June Is Busting Out All Over” ♫ will finally make sense.
Seeing as how the olympics have become dull and useless. I think we should petition the IOC to institute hippie punching as a sport. Sure there can be rules, like no hitting them when they are dead, and they get pot breaks twice a day, but hey we can compromise.
FrankJ’s birthday surprisingly coincides with hippie punching day? Hmmm coincidence or conspiracy?
HBD FrnakJ!!
“Hey everyone, it’s Hippy Punching
We’ll have some fun on Hippy Punching
Put down your gun, it’s Hippy Punching Day
Hip Hip Hooray, it’s Hippy Punching Day”
Best verse ever!!