It’s true! Our planet has gotten so hot that we’re now causing warming on the sun! Who knows how many Sunlings we’ve already killed with our pollution?
Silly NASA – those aren’t “tornadoes on the sun!” They’re actually nuclear storms caused by the latest missile barrage launched by Al Gore in an attempt to heat up the sun to “prove” global warming (and to spite Frank’s demand that we nuke the moon).
Sunday there will be a ‘Super Moon’!
A full moon only 222,000 miles away, appearing 14% larger than normal, because it’s as close to the Earth as it will get this year.
So if you’ve got any nukes you want to prove a point with just laying around… just sayin’…
After the sun ruined Obama’s speech in Berlin, NSA demands NASA turn off all videos of the sun and any communications it has had with the sun.
Oops…meant to say “turn over” not “turn off”….need more coffee….
It’s true! Our planet has gotten so hot that we’re now causing warming on the sun! Who knows how many Sunlings we’ve already killed with our pollution?
The only good thing about tornadoes on the Sun is that they don’t have any trailer parks to touch down in.
I call bullshirt! I looked at that video and whatever it is it’s way too dark to be the sun.
@5 – Yeah, I know what you mean. It looked a lot like a Detroit suburb.
@4 walruskkkch – they did, but the tornadoes already got ’em
Silly NASA – those aren’t “tornadoes on the sun!” They’re actually nuclear storms caused by the latest missile barrage launched by Al Gore in an attempt to heat up the sun to “prove” global warming (and to spite Frank’s demand that we nuke the moon).
Sunday there will be a ‘Super Moon’!
A full moon only 222,000 miles away, appearing 14% larger than normal, because it’s as close to the Earth as it will get this year.
So if you’ve got any nukes you want to prove a point with just laying around… just sayin’…