A new study shows that living near the ocean is good for your health.
Great. Just waiting for the Obamacare beachfront property ownership mandate.
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Hah! I live in a beach area. The people who did the study must have done it on a rainy day – any time there’s a beach crowd, the stench of coconut tanning oil is overwhelming, even two blocks away from the beach. Farther from the beach than that, up to 8-10 blocks from the beach, all you’ll smell is car exhaust from people driving up and down every side street, looking for a place to park. You can’t tell me that’s good for you.
Hah! I live in a beach area. The people who did the study must have done it on a rainy day – any time there’s a beach crowd, the stench of coconut tanning oil is overwhelming, even two blocks away from the beach. Farther from the beach than that, up to 8-10 blocks from the beach, all you’ll smell is car exhaust from people driving up and down every side street, looking for a place to park. You can’t tell me that’s good for you.
Why did you think he was so concerned with stopping the rise of the oceans?