The Bacon of Government Certifications

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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  1. I’d have thought that those would come in an attractive arm band.

    No…the armbands arrive attached to the arms of the Dear Leader’s Domestic Security Forces who will eagerly see to said offender’s immediate transportation to the regional Ideology Readjustment Camp for intensive elevation of that person’s commitment to Change and Hopeworthiness.

  2. If you want one signed by Janet the Nappy-headed one, you’d better hurry. There is a story that she is going to resign as DHS Secretary to become the president of some university in The People’s Democratic Republic of KKKalifornia. Of course, that would make the very first ones a collector’s item that you might be able to trade for a trip to the head of the line for the mass executions.

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