"We're gonna need a bigger boat." – John Kerry, to wife, at yacht dealership
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 5, 2013
"It's like Die Hard on a plane" – a Valley girl watches the in-flight movie, Die Hard
— Mike Leffingwell (@mikeleffingwell) July 6, 2013
Really hope the fireworks my neighbor is setting off tonight burn down his Christmas decorations.
— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) July 7, 2013
If my ex is upset about me calling her "my ex lover" when I see her out in public, maybe she shouldn't have dumped me.
— Rory Patrick (@RorynotRoy) July 8, 2013
I love the 4th of July. However putting explosives in the hands of people who can’t run balance their own checkbook, feed their own kids and keep their selves to themselves seems ludicrous in the extreme.