Oddly, Not the Same Ones They Keep Shouting and Pointing At

During the shutdown, squirrels ravaged the untended White House garden.

Expect Michelle Obama to throw a presser to brag on the surging popularity of her nutritional guidelines.

5 Comments

  1. Remember, three squirrels are a mess; i. e., a meal. The White House lawn is probably a little small for .22, but a Daisy 880 should slow one down enough for Bo to catch one. Well, there’s Hav-a-Heart (live catch box) traps if you don’t want dog slobber on your food, but you were going to skin them first, right, so that shouldn’t be a problem.

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