Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new report predicts 40% of the world’s population will be connected to the internet by the end of 2013. The other 60%…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new report predicts 40% of the world’s population will be connected to the internet by the end of 2013. The other 60%…
Will rely on Obama phones.
Won’t be able to afford it after taxes.
Will have had their fill of cat pictures and being Rick Rolled.
Will have to settle for delicious consolation cookies.
… are (trying) to use T-Mobile.
@2: Make that:
… (are trying to) use T-Mobile.
…will be officially classified as “soylent green”
… miss out on some really, really special offers to have a penis enlargement.
… will be running on treadmills to power the Internet after “green energy” initiative fails the power grid.
… will be still waiting on hold with tech support.
… prefer to just use devices to connect to the internet, rather than being hardwired to it personally.
… will carry out conversations with real people, face-to-face. *shudder*
… will receive Weiner selfies via “snail mail”.
…will be forced to physically follow Bruce and Kris around to stay abreast of current events.
… are supposed “following” Obama on Twitter anyway.
A new report predicts 40% of the world’s population will be connected to the internet by the end of 2013. The other 60%…will have to find their porn the old fashion way in seedy bars.
@12: “supposed” –> “supposedly”
Reminder to self: snark, type, PROOFREAD, then post.
A new report predicts 40% of the world’s population will be connected to the internet by the end of 2013. The other 60%…
can’t compete for Anonymiss’ world famous cookies!
A new report predicts 40% of the world’s population will be connected to the internet by the end of 2013. The other 60%…
have to get their pron though paper sources.
A new report predicts 40% of the world’s population will be connected to the internet by the end of 2013. The other 60%…
will steal the other 40% WiFi connection.
A new report predicts 40% of the world’s population will be connected to the internet by the end of 2013. The other 60%…
will still be sane.
…will adults with jobs
stupid typoes
…will be adults with jobs.
…busy paying for it.
A new report predicts 40% of the world’s population will be connected to the internet by the end of 2013. The other 60%…
are named Smith.
A new report predicts 40% of the world’s population will be connected to the internet by the end of 2013. The other 60%…
couldn’t be contacted by the report since they weren’t on the internet.
…will have a life.
…will be connected to our wallets.
…will have walked away in disgust after having failed to win any of Anonymiss’ cookies no matter HOW hard they sucked up!
…are still running Vista.
A new report predicts 40% of the world’s population will be connected to the internet by the end of 2013. The other 60%…
will be grateful they don’t have to deal with Windows 8.
…will be reduced to reading Quaker Oatmeal boxes to get cookie recipes.
…will click “close” on the survey popup and get on with their day.
A new report predicts 40% of the world’s population will be connected to the internet by the end of 2013. The other 60%…
hate cute cats.
…will perish in the Great Government Shutdown of 2013
. . . will be disconnected as they will still be trying to enroll in Obamacare.
… have a life.
…will be connected to the government teat
…will be tangled up in wookie hair.
…will be connected to the innertoobs watching ICHC kittehs
…will be hardwired into the matrix.
…still can’t stop their VHS from flashing 12:00
A new report predicts 40% of the world’s population will be connected to the internet by the end of 2013. The other 60%…
will be soon, resistance is futile.
…are still looking for the ‘ANY’ key.
…will have already downloaded all the porn they are ever going to need.
A new report predicts 40% of the world’s population will be connected to the internet by the end of 2013. The other 60%…
want you to get off their goddamn lawn!
…lost their free AOL CD.
…have their own cats to LOL at.
The other 60% are begging Sally Struthers for a donut.
. . . are fighting through a line of National Park Service rangers to reach Anonymiss’ house cause they heard that pumpkin walnut cookies were back in time for Halloween.
@44 Good luck with that.
A new report predicts 40% of the world’s population will be connected to the internet by the end of 2013. The other 60%…
…abuse the internet at work… (hey, wait a minute!!)
…won’t know to thank Al Gore for his invention.
…are not overweight
…don’t understand the concept of Lawnmower Man
…will be forced to purchase internet access or pay a tax or fee.
will not be spied on by the NSA.
… have discovered wireless.
…already got their ONE HUNDRED MILLION (100,000,000) U.S. Dollars from a generous African prince that was caught in a legal bind and are currently vacationing on the island they purchased.
..wish to remain ANONYMOUS
…are too busy using the identities of the 40% to purchase goods at desperate brick and mortar stores.
..are simply rebooting their routers.
A new report predicts 40% of the world’s population will be connected to the internet by the end of 2013. The other 60%…
…won’t give a damn because they know how to read and and write cursive.
…will be trying to hack into the accounts of the other 40%.
…will be voting for socialism and liberalism in their part of the world.
…will be unemployed — casualties of Obama’s globally-impacting economic policies.
…will include Americans forced to choose between having Obamacare and going to jail where they don’t have internet privileges anyway.
…will exist if Progressive math says they do and can be exploited.
…have the two tin cans and are saving up for some string. And some pants.
…traded in their computers for squirrels, trained to remove the walnuts from their chocolate chip cookies so as to seem more civilized.
@45 pumpkin walnut??? pumpkin walnut?!?!?! the horrors!!! Walnuts are never EVER part of any Anonymiss baked anything.
Unless I was trying to kill somebody…
Hmmmmmm…
Btw, what’s up with all of the references to porn, guys? Geeez. C’mon!
@45 Sorry. I didn’t mean to bite your head off. I have a passionate hatred for walnuts.
But I’ll make you pumpkin chocolate chip! 🙂
…believe the internet will steal their soul. And thanks to Obamacare, they’re right!
…think what they buy in stores qualify as ‘cookies’. Poor things have never even heard of Anonymiss.
@58 *giggle*
… can’t get the Betamax to stop blinking 12:00
……will fall prey to obamas death panels. Every day in every way they will get better and better………..at eliminating the cancer that is mankind.
Why yes I am depressed today. When do the obamanation of desolation “navigators” ride to the rescue (crickets chirpping) Yeah, I thought as much.
are trying to figure a way to pay for their Bronze plans with the uber high deductibles.
Are in conservative areas where internet is not allowed
Are still trying to figure out how Channel One Fred works.
…will never have the “Hamster Dance” as an earworm…
… will be as soon as access to lolcats are determined to be a human right.
… Will have to rely on wiretaps if they want the NSA to spy on them.
… Stole your cookies while you were playing the newest “World of Warcraft” Expansion.
…will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
have never been the same since Al Gore sold his network to the Jihadis.
A new report predicts 40% of the world’s population will be connected to the internet by the end of 2013. The other 60% will have Verizon.
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