Straight Line of the Day: A New Report Predicts 40% of the World’s Population Will be Connected to the Internet by the End of 2013. The Other 60%…

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A new report predicts 40% of the world’s population will be connected to the internet by the end of 2013. The other 60%…

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  1. A new report predicts 40% of the world’s population will be connected to the internet by the end of 2013. The other 60%…will have to find their porn the old fashion way in seedy bars.

  2. A new report predicts 40% of the world’s population will be connected to the internet by the end of 2013. The other 60%…

    couldn’t be contacted by the report since they weren’t on the internet.

  3. A new report predicts 40% of the world’s population will be connected to the internet by the end of 2013. The other 60%…

    …abuse the internet at work… (hey, wait a minute!!)

    …won’t know to thank Al Gore for his invention.

    …are not overweight

    …don’t understand the concept of Lawnmower Man

    …will be forced to purchase internet access or pay a tax or fee.

  4. …already got their ONE HUNDRED MILLION (100,000,000) U.S. Dollars from a generous African prince that was caught in a legal bind and are currently vacationing on the island they purchased.

  5. A new report predicts 40% of the world’s population will be connected to the internet by the end of 2013. The other 60%…

    …won’t give a damn because they know how to read and and write cursive.

    …will be trying to hack into the accounts of the other 40%.

    …will be voting for socialism and liberalism in their part of the world.

    …will be unemployed — casualties of Obama’s globally-impacting economic policies.

  6. …will include Americans forced to choose between having Obamacare and going to jail where they don’t have internet privileges anyway.

    …will exist if Progressive math says they do and can be exploited.

    …have the two tin cans and are saving up for some string. And some pants.

    …traded in their computers for squirrels, trained to remove the walnuts from their chocolate chip cookies so as to seem more civilized.

  7. …believe the internet will steal their soul. And thanks to Obamacare, they’re right!

    …think what they buy in stores qualify as ‘cookies’. Poor things have never even heard of Anonymiss.

  8. ……will fall prey to obamas death panels. Every day in every way they will get better and better………..at eliminating the cancer that is mankind.

    Why yes I am depressed today. When do the obamanation of desolation “navigators” ride to the rescue (crickets chirpping) Yeah, I thought as much.

  9. … will be as soon as access to lolcats are determined to be a human right.

    … Will have to rely on wiretaps if they want the NSA to spy on them.

    … Stole your cookies while you were playing the newest “World of Warcraft” Expansion.

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