Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new report shows government workers are absent 50% more than private sector ones. What do they do with the time off?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new report shows government workers are absent 50% more than private sector ones. What do they do with the time off?
Who cares? That’s all the less damage they can do to the productive sector.
Form support groups and whine to each other about how hard they’re working.
Other exercises in oppression, such as being HOA board members.
Steal cookies.
…they bone up on their golf swing.
…they complain about the government, just like everyone else.
…they’re stupid 50% more of the time too, and what do they do with that?
Same thing they do as when they’re at their job: nothing.
…Obama’s golf clubs don’t just carry themselves, ya know.
You know those “busybody” parent types who such all of the fun and joy out of kids activities? Yup, that’s them.
They get a side income as Rent-a-Mob(tm) members for the latest Democrat agenda item.
Continue to get paid.
We can be pretty sure it isn’t baking cookies.
Play solitaire on their personal computer rather than their “work” computer.
Update their Facebook page from home instead of work.
Polishing up the details on their collective alter-ego, SuperVisor – faster than a speeding investigation, more powerful than an outraged public, able to leap stack of laws with a single waiver, fighting a never-ending battle to suppress truth, subvert justice, and protect the union way.
Since they get all their personal business, leisure activities, tv watching, reading, smoking, drinking, sexual harassing, political campaigning, union thuggery, and sleeping done while they are at work, I can’t imagine what they do when they don’t show up. It probably involves torturing small animals or molesting children, you know, so they can keep their edge.
Participate in leftist protest marches, speak out at PTA meetings, call conservative radio talk shows and call names, …
Get paid by SEIU to demonstrate.
…calling ‘can of spam’ and asking underwear questions.
A new report shows government workers are absent 50% more than private sector ones. What do they do with the time off?
…produce useless government reports
…organize communities
…spy on everyone
…tend to Michelle’s garden
…blame bush
… post internet comments.
They try to sign up for Obamacare. They’ll be back in the office by the end of November…maybe.
…work second jobs.
…stand in line to collect their welfare benefits.
Complain about how underpaid they are.
What Do They Do With That Time Off?…. Try and get real jobs.
What do they do?
Do the words Monkey, Football & spanking mean any thing to you?…
Use the opportunity to practice the latest directives from the Vice President.
http://youtu.be/71RIFA5Y8Dc
According to Harry Reid they sit around and play chess, which differentiates them from welfare recipients who sit around and play checkers.
…they put on their human costume and try to blend in with everyone else.
…wash the blood of conservative bloggers off their government registered vehicles.
…practice acting patriotic for the after-revolution purge.
…act as guides for the blind tunnel dwelling marsupials that are elected democrats.
…it always involves Nancy Pelosi, Henry Waxman and gravity boots and you really don’t want to know more than that.
…torture technique training for the coming Spanish Speaker’s Inquisition.
Sign up for unemployment. When that comes in, sign up for back pay for their time off. (sounds like a joke doesn’t it?)
. . . work on a secret new government invention that disguises walnuts as chocolate chips (insert evil, wicked laugh).
Please clarify the premise. ‘absent 50% more’ what? Are we talking morals, work ethic, pride, qualifications or perhaps brain cells?
Run Denial of Service attacks on healthcare.govv
Spend all day calling up people and asking if their refrigerator’s running or calling drug stores and asking if they have Prince Albert in a can. (Yes, I am admitting that I’m old.)
They travel the country repeatedly voting Democrat in every local, state and federal election they can find. (It’s not like they have to prove residence or even citizenship to participate in an election, and d@mn you for a racist for even thinking such a thing.)
A new report shows government workers are absent 50% more than private sector ones. What do they do with the time off?
Try to steal Anonymiss’ best cookie recipes!
Attend Cub day games.
Hookers and Blow.
Same thing while at work, nothing.
Return to the mother pod to be debriefed by their Liberal alien masters and be programmed with the next steps for world domination.
A new report shows government workers are absent 50% more than private sector ones. What do they do with the time off?
design government computer websites.
…register dead Chicagoans to vote.
…make crappy Star Trek parodies on the taxpayer’s dime.
@Bob no…they do both of those things while on the clock.
Devise schemes to up the average to 60%.
Toddle along to the nearest rabid leftwing group and sell them confidential information on rightwing groups, which information they’ve taken from their government. Then they go back to work and enjoy the promotion. Not that I’m bitter . . .
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In re Can of Spam; while they’re not doing anything, they make up stuff they can tell people that they do to make their miserable lives seem less so..
This government worker spends time with his kids and does yardwork. Sorry to disappoint . . .