Whenever I fill out a job application with a box for "Race," I add a question mark and then write, "Anytime. Anywhere."
— Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) September 30, 2013
There are no feminists in spider holes.
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) September 30, 2013
watching the media cover the Democrats is like watching Game of Thrones with a guy with a WINTER IS COMING t-shirt and stuffed dragon
— SquatchPride69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 30, 2013
wow so walt was heisenberg all along
— Eli Braden (@EliBraden) September 30, 2013
Speed through a school zone, drift into the student pickup lane & crank the AC/DC. The cops can't arrest you for being awesome
— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) October 1, 2013
Let's rename our southern border the Mexican-American War Memorial, so Obama will put a fence around it.
— Tom McCammon (@TomMcCammon) October 4, 2013
Dear Internet, Once and for all, I agree to ALL "the terms and conditions" that have or will ever exist. Jeez!
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) October 6, 2013
If I didn't believe the 1st person to put walnuts in chocolate chip cookies is roasting in hell I'd never get be able to get out of bed.
— Michael J Nelson (@michaeljnelson) October 7, 2013
Let’s rename our southern border the Mexican-American War Memorial, so Obama will put a fence around it.
And rename illegal aliens veterans so Obama will try to keep them out.
Bacon for Rayfan87!
Agree wholeheartedly.
Walnuts are vile. They are not meant for human consumption. They are so bad that if you put them in cookies, and pick them out, their nut toxins invade the rest of the cookie…and you can still tell…BLEECH! This once had walnuts. If you like walnuts, then clearly, you are not human.