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Government Shuts Down, Nation Descends into Riots, Looting and Cannibalism
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Well, whaddaya expect from people who are dumber than the average human?
Women and minorities hardest hit.
All Hail Bismarkia!
You know I’m somewhat disappointed. I was really looking forward to some Zombie hunting and now there are none to hunt. Bad form that.