As you know, my favorite hobby is sitting on my porch with a shotgun chasing teenagers off my lawn.
But, living in Wisconsin, sometimes it snows (who knew, right?)
Well, problem solved:
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UPDATE:
Raxter [High Praise!] sends a pic of the deluxe Get-Off-My-Lawn model:
You’ll be the Winter seasonal Segway Boy!
Attach a snow-blower to that bad boy and you’d be set for fun OR a side-line business.
Not clearing other peoples driveways of snow, but of letting them pay for the privilege of clearing Your driveway.
(Kind of like Tom Sawyer and white-washing the fence.)
I want one. I would want one even if I lived in Florida.