Straight Line of the Day: San Francisco Wants to Ban Releasing Butterflies at Weddings. Instead…

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San Francisco wants to ban releasing butterflies at weddings. Instead…

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  1. …the DA will be releasing subpoenas for anyone opposed to gay marriage to show cause…

    …they expect the release of frogs, gnats, flies, plague, boils, hail and locusts, followed by darkness…

    …they will expect the usual release of all inhibitions.

  2. San Francisco wants to ban releasing butterflies at weddings. Instead…

    come on, lets just face facts. Nothing else could be this stupid and NOT already contemplated by the city council of San Francisco.

  3. … They will symbolically destroy bars of soap, the d*mn dirty hippies.
    … They will slooowly release the pot-smoke from their mouths.
    … They will release unicorn farts (That’s what they will call them anyways.)

    @RodneyDill, #2….Well, as Gaia is their witness, they thought turkey’s could fly.
    (Considering their policies, this is obvious, I mean 99% of the bills they pass are turkeys.)

  4. . . . all guests will sign petitions demanding the release of Leonard Peltier and Mumia Abu-Jamal
    . . . all guests, in the spirit of Nancy Pelosi, will have to dissect butterflies to find out what’s in them

  5. …they will pass a law that butterflies be paid a living wage and given access to tax-payer funded gender reassignment surgery.

    …they decided that having ANY wedding in San Francisco is already gay enough

    …the city was surrounded by a giant wall and nobody ever heard from them ever again.

    …they put the government in charge of butterflies and within a few months there was a butterfly shortage.

  6. San Francisco wants to ban releasing butterflies at weddings. Instead…

    they will concentrate their efforts in putting an end to an insidious, inscrutible conflicting dilemma that has destroyed marriages, families, friendships and the general good will between men and women of all ages and walks of life, nation of origin, and gender identification….Ginger or Mary Anne?

  7. …they passed a law requiring the release of angry bees instead.

    …they ate some Cheetos, zoned out in front of the TV and watched like 3 hours of Spongebob.

    …decided to save it in case their status as the dumbest city government is ever questioned.

  8. they want to release MS13 members from prison.
    they want to release illegal aliens from deportation centers. Nancy needs all the votes she can get.
    the Earth Liberation Front members there want to release anthrax so there won’t be so many people upsetting the trees and animals.

  9. San Francisco wants to ban releasing butterflies at weddings. Instead…

    Nancy Pelosi will exercise her Right of “Primo Noctur” and gets to sleep with the bride. (Which means a menage e trois)

  10. San Francisco wants to ban releasing butterflies at weddings. Instead…

    they will concentrate on cleaning up the body parts after the now free butterflies have finished their devastation, sort of like little winged terrorists.

  11. …they have to keep wearing little gags and wingcuffs and stay in bondage, atop the gay themed wedding cake.

    …only the gay butterflies will be freed, outed by The Advocate.

    …the underground railway will sneak them to safety, released when the butterfly says “Armageddon”.

    …Barney Frank’s butt tattoo will be seen running towards Haight-Ashbury every weekend at 2:30, AM and PM.

  12. …they will release Obama’s birth certificate.

    …will unleash hell at the divorce hearings.

    …make a donation to the DNC, which is trying to eliminate straight marriages.

    …get a judge to force some other city to release their butterflies.

    …they will release all Hispanic prisoners when Mexico calls and says the Monarch butterflies have given themselves up.

    (Non-stereotypical gay jokes are …… ummm not easy)

  13. San Francisco wants to ban releasing butterflies at weddings. Instead…

    … they should elect local politicians who don’t have butterflies for brains.

    … the bride and groom will read a passage from Henri Charrière’s “Papillon” where inmates smuggled contraband into the prison by hiding it in the ol’ poop chute.

    … guests will be asked to make contribution to the city’s Make A Wish You Skanky Dried Up Old Douchebag foundation.

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