Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
San Francisco wants to ban releasing butterflies at weddings. Instead…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
San Francisco wants to ban releasing butterflies at weddings. Instead…
…they are promoting the release of drag queens for an annual ‘Running Of the Drag Queens’ event much like the bulls in Pamplona, Spain.
…they will allow the dropping of live, farm bred, turkeys from Boeing B-29’s flying at low altitude.
…they will allow a drone strike if anyone named ‘Abdul’ attends the wedding.
…they will advocate pulling the wings off flies instead.
they will allow the flinging of walrus droppings.
@5… In all honesty they won’t likely have many takers.
… they want to pass an ordinance requiring the butterflies to get gay-married, and settle down together.
…they will allow cookies containing walnuts to be thrown and the bride and groom, (they aren’t suitable for consumption anyway.)
…instead they will allow the welease of Bawabbas.
San Francisco wants to ban releasing butterflies at weddings. Instead…
they will ban the capturing, sale or possession of any Lepidoptera.
…they claim the practice was racist/specieist as moths weren’t also being released.
…guests will be given colorful nipple clamps.
…a homeless person and women’s studies major will be released for the running of the tramps.
…the DA will be releasing subpoenas for anyone opposed to gay marriage to show cause…
…they expect the release of frogs, gnats, flies, plague, boils, hail and locusts, followed by darkness…
…they will expect the usual release of all inhibitions.
San Francisco wants to ban releasing butterflies at weddings. Instead…
all ceremonies must include the fish slapping dance.
San Francisco wants to ban releasing butterflies at weddings. Instead…
everyone must donate Anonymiss cookies to their local homeless shelter.
…the guests will be given a hamster.
San Francisco wants to ban releasing butterflies at weddings. Instead…
couple are encouraged to obtain the release and parole of sexual predators from the local prisons.
San Francisco wants to ban releasing butterflies at weddings. Instead…
come on, lets just face facts. Nothing else could be this stupid and NOT already contemplated by the city council of San Francisco.
San Francisco wants to ban releasing butterflies at weddings. Instead…
you’ll be given a special “pod” you must put next to your bed.
…everyone in attendance will blame bush.
…they’ll release the Krakken.
…they’ll let the dogs out.
@5 I don’t do weddings.
San Francisco wants to ban releasing butterflies at weddings. Instead…
they will release the inner ID.
…they’ll keep the butterflies imprisoned without trial indefinitely in true socialist fashion.
San Francisco wants to ban releasing butterflies at weddings. Instead…
they will release your tax returns you filthy 1 percenters!
…they are encouraging the celebrants release the traditional bird and bees. The avocados need polinated and who doesn’t like Honey Roast Chicken? http://www.cookscountry.com/recipes/5830-honey-roast-chicken
San Francisco wants to ban releasing butterflies at weddings. Instead…
will release Andrew Robinson [because, THAT MAN HAD RIGHTS CALLAHAN!]
… They will symbolically destroy bars of soap, the d*mn dirty hippies.
… They will slooowly release the pot-smoke from their mouths.
… They will release unicorn farts (That’s what they will call them anyways.)
@RodneyDill, #2….Well, as Gaia is their witness, they thought turkey’s could fly.
(Considering their policies, this is obvious, I mean 99% of the bills they pass are turkeys.)
. . . all guests will sign petitions demanding the release of Leonard Peltier and Mumia Abu-Jamal
. . . all guests, in the spirit of Nancy Pelosi, will have to dissect butterflies to find out what’s in them
…they will pass a law that butterflies be paid a living wage and given access to tax-payer funded gender reassignment surgery.
…they decided that having ANY wedding in San Francisco is already gay enough
…the city was surrounded by a giant wall and nobody ever heard from them ever again.
…they put the government in charge of butterflies and within a few months there was a butterfly shortage.
…they decided to solve some REAL problems.
. . .they want people to release Anonymiss’s butterfly cookies.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-WPYFUhfnlkM/Tge4sWj6vLI/AAAAAAAACCc/6EVbNZrpYe8/s1600/Butterfly+cookies+horiz-+Glory+Albin.jpg
San Francisco wants to ban releasing butterflies at weddings. Instead…
they will concentrate their efforts in putting an end to an insidious, inscrutible conflicting dilemma that has destroyed marriages, families, friendships and the general good will between men and women of all ages and walks of life, nation of origin, and gender identification….Ginger or Mary Anne?
…they passed a law requiring the release of angry bees instead.
…they ate some Cheetos, zoned out in front of the TV and watched like 3 hours of Spongebob.
…decided to save it in case their status as the dumbest city government is ever questioned.
they want to release MS13 members from prison.
they want to release illegal aliens from deportation centers. Nancy needs all the votes she can get.
the Earth Liberation Front members there want to release anthrax so there won’t be so many people upsetting the trees and animals.
San Francisco wants to ban releasing butterflies at weddings. Instead…
Nancy Pelosi will exercise her Right of “Primo Noctur” and gets to sleep with the bride. (Which means a menage e trois)
San Francisco wants to ban releasing butterflies at weddings. Instead…
…the butterflies will be kept incarcerated.
San Francisco wants to ban releasing butterflies at weddings. Instead…
they will concentrate on cleaning up the body parts after the now free butterflies have finished their devastation, sort of like little winged terrorists.
+39 footage of a recent “Wedding” release.
http://youtu.be/lOVF0MOoBG4
…we really need to release the Kraken and forget to chain the virgin up, clean that city up Argos-style.
…they have to keep wearing little gags and wingcuffs and stay in bondage, atop the gay themed wedding cake.
…only the gay butterflies will be freed, outed by The Advocate.
…the underground railway will sneak them to safety, released when the butterfly says “Armageddon”.
…Barney Frank’s butt tattoo will be seen running towards Haight-Ashbury every weekend at 2:30, AM and PM.
…,ordinary citizens release a collective sigh of exasperation, as they sadly shake their heads over the erosion of responsible governance.
…they will release Obama’s birth certificate.
…will unleash hell at the divorce hearings.
…make a donation to the DNC, which is trying to eliminate straight marriages.
…get a judge to force some other city to release their butterflies.
…they will release all Hispanic prisoners when Mexico calls and says the Monarch butterflies have given themselves up.
(Non-stereotypical gay jokes are …… ummm not easy)
…they’ll release unladen swallows of uncertain weight.
@45 …and just how fast will they fly away?
… release the hounds. It does wonders for overpopulation.
… They’ll release Obama’s college transcripts.
@46 – I don’t kno-aaauugh [Comment terminated by Moderator, with extreme prejudice]
…they can release the Papilio Fabiolus, better known as the “I Can’t Believe They’re Not Butterflies.”
San Francisco wants to ban releasing butterflies at weddings. Instead…
… they should elect local politicians who don’t have butterflies for brains.
… the bride and groom will read a passage from Henri Charrière’s “Papillon” where inmates smuggled contraband into the prison by hiding it in the ol’ poop chute.
… guests will be asked to make contribution to the city’s Make A Wish You Skanky Dried Up Old Douchebag foundation.
@23 What do you mean you don’t *do* weddings?
I love weddings. In fact, I’m *doing* one right now. 🙂
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