… will be something the media deems immoral, borderline illegal, racist, sexist, intolerant, divisive, harmful to children (and adults, even), and in dire need of banning by a government agency. Like a Bible.
….obviously the twelve days of ObamaCare
♬
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Obama Care gave to me
12 Congressional inquiries
11 th hour apologies
10 claims denied
9 navigators scamming
8 condom boxes
7 forms to fill out
6 hours ER waiting
5 Death Panels
4 web site crashes
3 different quotes
2 doctors fleeing
…and they cleaned out my bank account for free.
…Obama supporters finding out that they are getting royally screwed by ObamaCare mandates.
(Mm, your tears are so yummy and sweet! Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness!)
…in spite of all the stupid “Happy Holidays” crap and GayRage, a return to our beginnings: Unto us a Child is born.
…tins full of cookies that say “Kissed by AnonyMiss Love – but only if you think John Boehner is a big patootyhead” [That’s quite a bit of wordage on a cookie, but hey, the gal is talented]
…the Obama You Didn’t Build That Lego set, but you better re-gift it quickly because you can’t keep it.
…the ACLU eX-Mas app, reminds you when you are offended by the religion on display, comes with six pack of pre-bunched underwear for those to lazy to be outraged in person.
The most popular gift this Christmas is sitting around the dinner table laughing at the Democrats’ attempt at health care law making, Web site building and social media marketing featuring a freakish over-privileged hipster man-child wearing drop-bottom footie pajamas.
… would be to wake up and discover the last 7 years were a Dallas-like dream sequence.
…an Obamacare exemption signed by the Messiah.
… okay, I’ll be the one to say it – Anonymiss cookies !!!
Tuna!
Same as every Christmas.
Red plaid adult-sized onesies.
The most popular gift this Christmas…
The Return of Anonymiss…and her magical cookies of everlasting life!
The most popular gift this Christmas…
an early bird ballot for 2014.
…even more FU money that will be showered on the Duck Dynasty guys.
…a partridge in a pear tree to test out that new shotgun.
…re-gifted more than a walnut cookie sampler, Tony Romo as your opposing teams starting QB.
The most popular gift this Christmas…
hookers and blow.
The most popular gift this Christmas…
…subscriptions to bacon of the month. The gift that keeps giving all year.
…2014 Acura RLX (well is it on the top of my list)
…2014 Calendars
…bacon, did I mention bacon?
… Are ball-gags for the people who spend the holidays pushing Obamacare (Although mostly among the givers).
… Earplugs, for everyone who lives with someone who pushes Obamacare over the holidays.
… Footsie Pajamas!
… A gift certificate for the guy who will change the locks after you leave your 30-something son’s suitcases on the porch.
… SPAM of the month club.
…Miss Kay’s Duck Commander Cookbook! (might have some cookie recipes)
Whatever it is, it needs to be good enough to re-gift, de-gift, and be used for an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
… and end to all of the obnoxious “why is Santa white?” stories on the news.
. . . anything alcoholic, so that we can drink to forget the past five years
…FrankJ bobble head!
… the “Best of Straight Line of the Day” collection by IMAO Press. Well, at least to those of us getting royalties.
… the “My First Nuclear Missile” kit.
… an official Frank J, carbine action, buckshot range model shotgun. (I promise I won’t shoot my eye out.)
… the official “Breaking Bad” home chemistry experiment kit.
… will be known by the NSA before they’re even unwrapped.
…$95 gift card for the IRS
…impeachment
…will be left on the shelves in droves by people who are panicking over how to pay for their ObamaCare insurance price spikes.
Official Phil Robertson MSM-edition Inflatible Love Doll, complete with strategically-placed Duck Call & built-in Disapproving Stare!
… copies of “Website Programming for Dummies” before supplies run scarce due to a mass order from HHS.
…will be lumps of coal for Obama, Sebelius and the other perpetrators of the ACA.
… that wonderful feeling you get, visiting with your entire family, of knowing that tomorrow you can go home and get away from them for another year.
(@28: I love my family, but small doses are quite enough.)
… will be something the media deems immoral, borderline illegal, racist, sexist, intolerant, divisive, harmful to children (and adults, even), and in dire need of banning by a government agency. Like a Bible.
The most popular gift this Christmas…
cannot be found in stores but if you order online right now it could be yours for only $99.99!
… the possibility of a second bowl of gruel. (Comment-to-be for Christmas 2017)
@13 – Traitorous!
Saving 100% on my health insurance by involuntarily switching to Obamacare.
….obviously the twelve days of ObamaCare
♬
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Obama Care gave to me
12 Congressional inquiries
11 th hour apologies
10 claims denied
9 navigators scamming
8 condom boxes
7 forms to fill out
6 hours ER waiting
5 Death Panels
4 web site crashes
3 different quotes
2 doctors fleeing
…and they cleaned out my bank account for free.
♬
the “Tony Romo” action figure! Pull the string and it chokes.
…salt and ammo.
…the new Anonymiss Easy Bake Cookie Oven.
…a 2X4 Clue Bat ™ and Pajama Boy’s address.
@36 – GO PACKERS!
…The President Obama Rodeo Clown costume.
…walrus repellant
…Obama supporters finding out that they are getting royally screwed by ObamaCare mandates.
(Mm, your tears are so yummy and sweet! Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness!)
@42
I suspect you’re the eggman.
…bacon cookies!
…bacon covered bacon stuffed bacon deep fried in bacon fat.
@42 Trust me, you don’t need any.
…Peace on Earth and Goodwill towards all men………and an XBox.
…Mandela memorial sign language guy interpretation book
The most popular gift this Christmas…
…in spite of all the stupid “Happy Holidays” crap and GayRage, a return to our beginnings: Unto us a Child is born.
…tins full of cookies that say “Kissed by AnonyMiss Love – but only if you think John Boehner is a big patootyhead” [That’s quite a bit of wordage on a cookie, but hey, the gal is talented]
…the John Kerry Inaction Figure.
@44 – goo goo ga-joob
@46 – …but I sometimes have Anonymiss’s Cookies
The most popular gift this Christmas…
…a blowup doll for Obama that doesn’t look like a Wookie.
…ObamaCare waivers – in 50-packs.
…soft mittens for those still trying to sign up for Obamacare, to minimize damage from all the face-palms.
…Impeachment Papers for O, handcuffs for most of his cabinet, and a rubber room for his vice president.
…the Obama You Didn’t Build That Lego set, but you better re-gift it quickly because you can’t keep it.
…the ACLU eX-Mas app, reminds you when you are offended by the religion on display, comes with six pack of pre-bunched underwear for those to lazy to be outraged in person.
…Christ
@51 Are they still warm from the oven?
… Gandhi Canes
… Snowden Globes
… GOPets
@53: Also for the ACLU:
the game of Toss-A-Cross
For Rwandans:
Hutu Hoops, Tutsi Rolls
Malibu Barbie’s DREAM Act House
… Gold, Frank incensed, and MIRVs
…my two front teeth. -Obamacare doesn’t cover dental.
The most popular gift this Christmas is an Affordable Care Act Information Technology contract.
The most popular gift this Christmas is a combination Snuggly Thundershirt.
The most popular gift this Christmas is a compromised and disorganized Republican Party. Thanks, Boehner, Ryan, Cruz and McConnell. Thanks a lot…
The most popular gift this Christmas is an Obama sticker affixed to a bumper yanked off of a Toyota Prius.
The most popular gift this Christmas is found under the White House Christmas tree: the House Republicans’ jimmies.
The most popular gift this Christmas is an Obama meme. EVERYONE wants one.
The most popular gift this Christmas is raffle ticket for a chance to play slap face with Harry Reid.
The most popular gift this Christmas is an Organizing For America volunteer shoved in a trash can.
The most popular gift this Christmas is a picture of Obama…with a fly on his forehead. Yeah, you know the one I’m talking about!
The most popular gift this Christmas is sitting around the dinner table laughing at the Democrats’ attempt at health care law making, Web site building and social media marketing featuring a freakish over-privileged hipster man-child wearing drop-bottom footie pajamas.
@64: Get me one!!
a one-way ticket to Mars