"You're in no position to be making demands."
*finishes handstand*
"Helicopter."
"Fair enough."
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) December 18, 2013
"Quit making that awful face!" — Dr. Frankenstein's mom
— sweaty five dollars (@iscoff) December 18, 2013
Do people who order hamburgers even know cheeseburgers exist?
— SKAdam the Lobster (@AdamTheLobster) December 18, 2013
I crash weddings just to get a chance to dance with the bride & whisper "You should have been mine…" before quickly exiting the reception.
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) December 18, 2013
A Keurig machine but instead you measure spoonfuls of coffee into it depending on how many cups of coffee you would like to make.
— Fun_Beard (@Fun_Beard) December 18, 2013
You should hear how he feels about gay ducks.
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) December 19, 2013
IMMORTAL KOMBAT
ROUND 749
FIGHT!!!!
— dubstep4dads (@dubstep4dads) December 19, 2013
If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, son / I've got 99 cents and want a $4 Cinnabon
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) December 19, 2013
Shia HUSSEIN LaBeouf
— victoria (@theblowout) December 19, 2013