Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Scientists Say Earth’s Magnetic Field Is Collapsing. The Solution…”
Click here to see if you made the cut.
If you did, you should probably email Keln about becoming a guest blogger there.
If you didn’t, Anonymiss has got another straight line for you to practice on.

Squeeeee!
Now is the winter of our dissed content made glorious zumba!
Order has been returned to the universe and children everywhere sleep sounder tonight.
The temperature in Wisconsin must have climbed above 0 F.
Yep. It’s a balmy 11 degrees. I’m thinking of going sunbathing.
….and there was great rejoycing…Yaaaay!!!
Rejoice!!!
We will no longer be forced to eat Robin’s minstrels.