The Jerk Store called. They said there was a massive security breach and hackers stole your credit card information
— Froghammer (@froghammer) January 27, 2014
"I'm drunk!" – Kool Aid man's last words
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) January 27, 2014
A good way to demoralize a horse would be to make it pull a wagon carrying a bunch of better dressed horses.
— Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) January 27, 2014
Style guide: "Talking about issues" is good. "Looking for a chance to dialogue" is worse than whatever you're offended about.
— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) January 27, 2014
I thought buying a pair of nunchucks in high school was going to change everything.
— Will Kane (@3rdand10) January 27, 2014
Has there ever been a better metaphor for the way the politcal class in general and the democRat party specifically treat the people of the United States?
“Shut up and PULL!” said Obama, on his way to another hundred million dollar vacation.
“Jerk Drunk Horse Issues Nunchucks,” read the headline in the Far More Interesting Universe.
I love it when a heading comes together.