A new high-tech dog collar allows pet owners to monitor how much they sleep and how many calories they are burning.
And if it’s a flop, Michelle Obama will re-brand & sell them as “Let’s Move! Fitness Necklaces”.
A new high-tech dog collar allows pet owners to monitor how much they sleep and how many calories they are burning.
And if it’s a flop, Michelle Obama will re-brand & sell them as “Let’s Move! Fitness Necklaces”.
Or meat thermometers.
If people want to monitor how much they sleep and how many calories they are burning, shouldn’t they be the ones wearing the collar?
Update: Bo and Congressional dogs exempt.
And whatever the name is of that beard dog they bought for Bo.
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“Doctor, my dog has crashed!”
“Don’t worry — we got the black boxer and the fight-or-flight data recorder..”