Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
While being visited in DC by the French President, President Obama…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
While being visited in DC by the French President, President Obama…
… couldn’t seem to rid himself of the first lady.
… ordered French Poodle and French Fries.
…..showed him his French Ticklers, “HAIL SOCIALISM”!!!!!!!!!!!!
…surrendered.
…let them eat cake.
While being visited in DC by the French President, President Obama…
promised him his very special “french Poodle” which seemed to make John Kerry particularly nervous.
While being visited in DC by the French President, President Obama…
assured him that he would be off the back nine in time for the state dinner.
promised him Michelle had not arranged the State Dinner menu.
gave him an Honorary exemption to Obamacare mandates.
…said I can do whoever I want.
…admitted that he loved the smell of a little Frenchman’s palm in the morning, it smells like Vichyry.
…wasn’t long in that French maids outfit, let me tell ya.
…kept his feelings of inadequacy at bay by frequently pulling out his phone and his pen in front of the French First Mistress.
While being visited in DC by the French President, President Obama…
promised he would produce Anonymiss cookies for dessert, another epic failure.
… asked if he could arrange for Zero and Mooch to meet those great French entertainers, the Coneheads.
While being visited in DC by the French President, President Obama…
gave back the Louisiana Purchase.
…gave Monsieur Hollande a replica of John Boehner’s surrender flag.
…bowed and kept referring to him as “Your Majesty”
. . . presented President Hollande with a CD set of all Marcel Marceau’s recordings
While being visited in DC by the French President, President Obama…
made discrete inquiries on France’s asylum rules.
While being visited in DC by the French President, President Obama…
…introduced him to the Choom Gang.
…apologized
…kept saying Oui, Oui
…asked the French President to teach him how to do the grunt laugh like the French do.
…presented President Hollande with a collection of fine California wines.
…presented President Hollande with a collection of fine California whines.
…presented President Hollande with a collection of fine California whiners.
…presented President Hollande with a collection of our finest canned, pressurized cheeses.
…asked for his sauce recipe.
…pretended to be Canadian.
…praised palmiers over tollhouse.
…kissed him….on the mouth…with tongue.
…asked if it was OK to call Valerie
…presented President Hollande with a replica of his Nobel Peace Prize.
…was very interested in how he got the French Citizens to go for a 70% “Rich” tax.
…asked President Hollande for advice on keeping a mistress.
…said to President Hollande “I bet you’ve never seen a Klingon in a dress on Star Trek!”
… was a little too slow, and so President Hollande was able to surrender first.
… was embarrassed by the fact that he did not, in fact, have any Grey Poupon.
Wanted to compare the merits of Trierweiler vs Jarrett
…told Biden he couldn’t ask to trade Sgt. Rock comic books for copies of Asterix.
….told Biden that French kissing Hollande was not a good idea.
….had to stand there while Michele did French-kiss Hollande.
…tried to give back a bust of De Gaulle.
…served slugs from Michele’s White House garden as “Free-range American Ess-carr-gotts”.
…asked how best to incorporate guillotines into Obamacare death panels. (are the cheaper than drones?)
While being visited in DC by the French President, President Obama…
wondered why he wasn’t Dutch.
…tucked the little feller in bed and sang Frere Jaques Zulu.
…kept pointing Hollande to the bathroom every time he said “Oui Oui.”
…served: Frawnch fries, and Frawnch dressing, and Frawnch bread. And to drink… Ta-da! Peru.
@27 I got that one…
I’ve been going to this high school for seven years – – – I’m no dummy.
…showed his usual lack of class.
…entertained him with a command performance of The French Mistake.
Hid under the desk crying like a little schoolgirl while frantically waving a white flag.
. . . entertained him with showings of all of Warner Brothers’s Pepe Le Pew cartoons
… was knocked unconscious when hitting heads during a “who can bow the lowest” contest.
…thought Chateaubriand was a wine. When told it was meat, he said, “What breed?”
While being visited in DC by the French President, President Obama…
learned all about L’Amour.
…learned all about Louis L’ Amour, Obama got them doggies rollin’ rawhide.
…stopped the impromptu striptease by Hollande over Michelle’s protests, said he much preferred his salad with French dressing.
…claimed to be more French than him.
but I like surrendered too.
…butchered his remarks in TWO languages.
…punctuated his speech with repeated use of “le ummm” and “le uuhh”
…was the recipient of a fart aimed in his general direction.
…went away before he was taunted a second time.
… earned the title of “Frotteur of His Country.”
… promised to stop Yves-dropping on the French.
… mentioned how much he enjoyed watching Les Miserables. When Hollands said that the musical wasn’t as good as the book, Obama asked, “What musical? What book?”
… told Biden to put down the syrup — it wasn’t going to be that kind of French toast.
… made a start in initiating a new world ordure.
… was given the honorary title of Marquis de Roachandblow.