[High Praise! to Mental Floss]
The 50-Year History of Lucky Charms, in 65 Marbits
Personally, I say it all started really going wrong in this country when they decided it was “ok” to add a 5th marshmallow. Why not just add a 5th Beatle?
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Ewww, the 1975 “Lucky” character looks like a flasher who targets children!
It’s those wee Leprechauns you’ve got to worry about. They be stealin’ ur gold and ur Irish whiskey, they are.
Are dogs still allowed?
Why not add more marshmallows to Lucky Charms? Without the marshmallows, it’s basically cat food.