Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A sign that transparency in the Obama administration is getting worse…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A sign that transparency in the Obama administration is getting worse…
… (joke redcated)
… well, I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you.
… you can still submit a FOIA request to get data, but the process to get the forms you need to make the FOIA request in the first place make ancient Byzantines say “wow, that’s needlessly complicated!”
…is Joe Biden running around the White House yelling “Peekaboo, I see you!”
… federal employees now aren’t even allowed to know what it is they’re not actually doing. No one, so far, has noticed.
… reporters no longer figuratively have blinders put on when covering the White House, they now literally have them.
@1 – as opposed to blackcatted? That’s much less transparent!
@6 No one, so far, has noticed.
@7: That explains why spellcheck complained. Perhaps I should listen to it once in a while.
All the women in the administration are now wearing veils.
@10: For the record, with respects to the current administration, I approve.
@11: Indeed. In addition, when facing Mecca in the prone position five times per day, staff members are now required to wear butt covers.
Also @10: No one, so far, has noticed.
(I’m going to milk this running gag for all it’s worth. And then some.)
@13: And just for the record, I once ate nothing but spam for two days and my beard exploded. But, damn, I was healthy.
They’ve gone from the Windows operating system to the Shutters OS.
All staffer desks now have easy access to memory holes.
… New Motto: “The first rule of FOIA Club is not to talk about FOIA Club.”
… New Motto: “The Obama Administration and the Fifth Amendment: Pleading from Behind.”
… All Obama Administration presidential records stored aboard Malaysian Airlines Flight 370.
…it’s been like weeks since Barack tried to walk thru a window.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/hey-bam-door-article-1.391153
… FOIA requests are now to be sent to http://www.shred.gov.
…Biden”s Kevlar Depends are now also lead lined.
…all answers are now limited to two yadas.
…Obama’s lips are now hard wired to the Kremlin.
…Press Secretary has been replaced by OCP Crime Prevention Unit 001.1.
…all Presidential transports now run smoke screens 24/7
…the squirrel population in D.C. is skyrocketing
…we have to constantly be told how transparent this administration is
…the only indication we still have that administration is doing anything is by the tingling of Chris Mathews’ leg
…when accused of “going dark” the administration labels the accuser a racist
… Election results are now classified as matters of national security, available only on a “need to know” basis.
@20: “…when accused of “going dark” the administration labels the accuser a racist”
No one, so far, has noticed.
Jay Carney now just stands at the podium with his fingers in his ears while chanting “La, la, la, la, …..”
SQUIRREL!!!11!
…is that the MSM is pushing even more stories about how this is the most transparent administration. EVAH!
A sign that transparency in the Obama administration is getting worse… Its not really getting worse. Its just the steam from Pajama Boy’s Hot Cocoa fogging up everyone’s glasses in the press room.
…Sandy Berger just ordered XXXL tube socks.
…is that apparently no one can see Russia from there.
@13 – as far as your running gag goes, apparently no one, thus far, has noticed…
…the sewage plant periscope has been sent back to the factory for repairs.
…the most honest thing said in the last six years was yesterday Obama said Helen Thomas looks better than ever and even smells like a twenty year old (hippie), when she has not been dead nearly long enough for that to be true.
…Obama quit paying the paper boy and now has no clue what he is denying knowledge of.
A Sign That Transparency in the Obama Administration Is Getting Worse…
…everyone wants to play the lead in a remake of “The Invisible Man”
…It depends on what the meaning of the words ‘is’ is.
…is because Obama Sucks.
…Obama was overheard saying, “Feinstein had to open her big mouth, didn’t she?”
…At the daily press briefing, Carney just stands there and utters not a word.
… Janeane G. has just been appointed “fair and balanced” ombudswoman.
A sign that transparency in the Obama administration is getting worse… because Obama hasn’t said “let me be clear” in the last several speeches.
…the only available font on all government computer word processors is BLACKOUT.
The White House says it’s getting better.
@27: The more I do it, the funnier it will get.
At least to me.
@20
well *I* have certainly noticed and I’m most assuredly a racist.
A sign that transparency in the Obama administration is getting worse…
They are beginning to use the First ladies night stand for holding their files.
Lady’s of course! Damn the God of typos!
A sign that transparency in the Obama administration is getting worse…
No one knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men, not even the Shadow.
A sign that transparency in the Obama administration is getting worse…
is painted over in black.
A sign that transparency in the Obama administration is getting worse…
dogs and cats living together…
…On his last visit to the White House, Superman thought he was losing his X-Ray vision.
…Obama has to rely on the evening news to find out what’s happening in his administration. (No one, so far, has noticed.)
…is that it was painted a matte gray and renamed the Stealth House.
…even the maggots are gagged and sequestered.
… the installation of “Black Out” curtains in the Oval Office.
…is that FOI requesters have to navigate every one of 4 of 7’s mazes before they are allowed to make a request.
… They never even told us that Biden is a time traveler!
What? I couldn’t see that first part…
Obama’s teleprompter has been blacked out… leaving him speechless.
After Sharyl Attkisson left CBS the daily briefing began with a chorus of little people singing Ding Dong the Witch is Dead. And Jay Carney appearred in a wicked witch costume – pointed at the Fox News correspondent and cackled, “I’ll get you, my Pretty. And, your little Ailes too!”