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  1. Senate Democrats held an Overnight Session talking about nothing but climate change. Followed by…

    a curious realization that only drooling idiots paid any attention and they were too busy figuring out velcro to be very impressed.

  2. …a 10-year-old pointing out that had they done it during normal business hours they would have used less electricity, spent less money since all the staffers who support them wouldn’t have to be paid overtime, and more people might have watched it since people tend to be asleep at night.

  3. The follow up: Al Franken proposed a law to commemorate the current administration by rspecting April Fools’ Day as a national holiday. When he read about it in the paper, Obama asked Biden if it would be celebrated on Cinco de Quatro. Biden replied, “Wow, is that Austrian you’re speaking? I’m impressed!” John McCain added a rider to the proposed law acknowledging Dingy Harry as being “bossy.” Dianne Feinstein added a rider to retroactively disarm the defenders of the Alamo. Then they all sang Kumbaya, threw away another unpatriotic trillion dollars from the Bank of China, and took the rest of the day off.

  4. Senate Democrats held an Overnight Session talking about nothing but climate change. Followed by…

    calling it a night at 12:15am when Harry Reid fell asleep and face planted in the guacamole dip.

  5. …a roundtable discussion on the need to ban pitchforks in the coming agrarian, gun free society.

    …saying goodbye to their souls, and goodnight to Satan.

    …Harry Nosferapoo Reid and Nancy Vampiresmella Pelosi sharing a coffin.

    …a search for Elijah Cummings’ eyeballs.

    …a booger eating moron headcount to see how many votes would have to be bought.

  6. … a quick reality check — there are sixteen hours from 5 P.M until 9 A.M., divided by 53 Senate Democrats.

    That’s about 18 minutes apiece that each had to put in.

    Indiana Jones they ain’t.

  7. … An alarming report that a mass of hot air was detected around Washington DC, adding 1F to the global average.

    … A discussion of what the next code word for ‘Game of Thrones Marathon on the Taxpayer’s Dime’ would be.

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