Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Senate Democrats held an Overnight Session talking about nothing but climate change. Followed by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Senate Democrats held an Overnight Session talking about nothing but climate change. Followed by…
Milk and cookies, then a nap.
… jumping into their SUVs to get to their private jets to go back to their mansions in their home districts.
…limousine rides to the airport and a week-long “fact gathering” junket in Bora Bora.
Damn Can!
….spoooooky stories and then campfire songs.
@4: I’d gloat more, but it really was the glaringly obvious punchline.
Senate Democrats held an Overnight Session talking about nothing but climate change. Followed by…
a hair braiding session.
Senate Democrats held an Overnight Session talking about nothing but climate change. Followed by…
foaming at the mouth and falling over backwards.
Senate Democrats held an Overnight Session talking about nothing but climate change. Followed by…
the complete shut down of their last brain functions.
Senate Democrats held an Overnight Session talking about nothing but climate change. Followed by…
a curious realization that only drooling idiots paid any attention and they were too busy figuring out velcro to be very impressed.
…several panicking when they noticed that the temperature had gone up TEN DEGREES in just a few hours!
Senate Democrats held an Overnight Session talking about nothing but climate change. Followed by…
getting a tax bill from the EPA because of their excessive Carbon emissions.
…nothing, as usual.
(@8 Walrus: Were they foaming at the mouth to fall over backwards, or were they falling over backwards to foam at the mouth?
Imitation Obscury to you!)
…..talking about themselves.
…MSNBC hailing them as champions of the planet
…53 cases of bursitis of the elbow from patting themselves on the back
…a Party at Bill Nye’s crib with a guest appearance by Al Gore
… having to shovel another two feet of “global warming” that fell overnight.
…chuckling, knowing the concentrated blast of hot air emitted would convince the bitter clingers of the dangers.
…admiration from the Flat Earth Society for their commitment to the “facts”.
…a 10-year-old pointing out that had they done it during normal business hours they would have used less electricity, spent less money since all the staffers who support them wouldn’t have to be paid overtime, and more people might have watched it since people tend to be asleep at night.
Senate Democrats held an Overnight Session talking about nothing but climate change. Followed by…
the introduction of the Unicorn Extinction Prevention act.
… a debate whether to accept “Sillibuster,” “Follybuster,” “Foolibuster,” or “Failibuster” as the official description for the stunt.
@14 A wink is the same as a nudge to a blind bat.
… various excuses for why they’re all just too busy, darn it, to join the next Australian research expedition to the Antarctic to examine the melting ice packs.
…a session to discuss making unicorns an endangered species followed by another session to set tax rates on pots of gold found at the end of rainbows.
… the realization that the words “but climate change” should be stricken from the description.
…stiffled giggles as the put Harry Reid’s hand into a bowl of warm water.
…a breakfast of Capt’n Crunch on the couch while watching Nickelodeon.
…a tirade against BIG OIL ™ for suppressing perpetual motion technology.
…calls to random phone numbers and asking “Is your refridgerator running?”
Several hours of warming the climate by producing vast quantities of hot air via their speeches.
…nothing but diaper changes.
… hanging out in the cafeteria, running their hands wearily through what’s left of their hair, and telling the Senate pages how they just “totally pulled an all-nighter.”
Senate Democrats held an Overnight Session talking about nothing
The follow up was identical, as usual
…at dawn, changing into black and red plaid onesies, sipping hot cocoa and discussing healthcare and Ethan Krupp.
…an impromptu session of self-congratulation and smug satisfaction.
The follow up: Al Franken proposed a law to commemorate the current administration by rspecting April Fools’ Day as a national holiday. When he read about it in the paper, Obama asked Biden if it would be celebrated on Cinco de Quatro. Biden replied, “Wow, is that Austrian you’re speaking? I’m impressed!” John McCain added a rider to the proposed law acknowledging Dingy Harry as being “bossy.” Dianne Feinstein added a rider to retroactively disarm the defenders of the Alamo. Then they all sang Kumbaya, threw away another unpatriotic trillion dollars from the Bank of China, and took the rest of the day off.
Senate Democrats held an Overnight Session talking about nothing but climate change. Followed by…
calling it a night at 12:15am when Harry Reid fell asleep and face planted in the guacamole dip.
… Senate Republicans saying, “Sorry, the microphone was off. What was it you said?”
…a roundtable discussion on the need to ban pitchforks in the coming agrarian, gun free society.
…saying goodbye to their souls, and goodnight to Satan.
…Harry Nosferapoo Reid and Nancy Vampiresmella Pelosi sharing a coffin.
…a search for Elijah Cummings’ eyeballs.
…a booger eating moron headcount to see how many votes would have to be bought.
…detoxification, purging and general malaise.
… a check of their Gallup and Rasmussen numbers to see if they were caught up in a poller vortex.
… a call to Sandra Fluke. I mean, come on: they may be crusaders, but they’re not monks.
… a quick reality check — there are sixteen hours from 5 P.M until 9 A.M., divided by 53 Senate Democrats.
That’s about 18 minutes apiece that each had to put in.
Indiana Jones they ain’t.
…a short session discussing climate hope.
Human sacrifice.
… An alarming report that a mass of hot air was detected around Washington DC, adding 1F to the global average.
… A discussion of what the next code word for ‘Game of Thrones Marathon on the Taxpayer’s Dime’ would be.
nothing worth mentioning
Senate Democrats held an Overnight Session talking about nothing but climate change. Followed by…
… waffles (it’s what politicians love to do and love to eat).