Productivity Tip: Avoid a time-wasting meeting by burning down the office.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) March 28, 2014
All it takes to turn me into a sweating interrogation subject is for someone to ask whether I washed the fruit we're eating.
— Jason Miller (@longwall26) March 28, 2014
Fight the power! Punch a lighbulb in the mouth! Jump kick into a wind turbine! Headbutt the sun!
— Post-Culture Review (@PostCultRev) March 28, 2014
"i really want to pet a dog right now" -me all of the time forever
— jon hendren (@fart) March 28, 2014
I can never tell if Periwinkle is a color, a flower, a toy dog breed or a terrible rap name.
— Robert Brockway (@Brockway_LLC) March 28, 2014
“i really want to pet a dog right now” -me all of the time forever
me, too
YOU DUMB WINGNUTS HAVE TO BE DOING SERIOUS DRUGGAGE TO WRITE SOMETHING LIKE THIS!!!!! I MEAN WHAT THE HELL IS AN INTERROGATION POWER DOG WHY THE EFF WOULD SOMEONE WANT TO MEET THIS DOG AND WHY THE FRACK WOULD SOMEONE NAME IT PERIWINKEL????HUH???HUH??? I WORKED ON 24 AND NOBODY ONCE TALKED ABOUT ANY INTERROGATION POWERDOGS!!!BRAINDEADS!!!!UGH!!!!!UGH!!!!!UGH!!!!
Fight the power! Punch a lighbulb in the mouth! Jump kick into a wind turbine! Headbutt the sun!
Just a weaker version of a FrnakJ Funny.
I saw a liberal shouting mathematical axioms at a outlet on the wall.
“What are you doing, my idiot friend?” I asked.
“I’m speaking truth to power, man!” he answered, his left eye twitching.
“Aren’t you taking that a bit literally?”
“SHUT UP, FASCIST!” he screamed at me.
Periwinkle is a rabbit; he’s named after the flower.
Periwinkle is defiantly not the name of a rapper. Dr. Periwinkle…maybe. Cool Slick Periwinkle…perhaps. Snoop Periwinkle…possibly. DJ Periwinkle…could be. Vanilla Periwinkle…doubtful. Periwinkle is most likely the name of a denizen of the Castro District of San Francisco.