Remember, Only .005% of Americans Were at the Boston Tea Party

A new study claims that the preferences of the average American have only “statistically non-significant impact upon public policy”.

That’s the thing about Americans, though. When times get tough, we stop being average.

2 Comments

  1. Similarly, magma has had a statistically non-significant effect upon Mount Vesuvius. Given enough time.

    … The study concluded, “Umm, then what is the point of democracy, or a republic?” — and promptly lost its funding.

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