Straight Line of the Day: The UN’s Plan for Fixing Global Warming… Posted by Harvey on 28 August 2014, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. The UN’s plan for fixing global warming…
…requires them to fly to exotic locations where limosines will then pick them up and drive them, one at a time, to a conference on global warming at 5-star hotels. Reply to this comment
. . . is to destroy Israel. That is the solution to all of the world’s problems. Reply to this comment
…is to remove the top 10 floors from the Secretariat Building. http://www.democracynow.org/2005/3/31/john_bolton_in_his_own_words Reply to this comment
…involves a vast sums of money, a world-wide cooperative effort, and enforcement by UN troops – in other words, nothing will ever happen… Reply to this comment
The UN’s plan for fixing global warming is to create some actual warming, since there isn’t any, then…kill all the white people. Reply to this comment
…upping Hillary Clinton’s inner thigh waxing to twice daily. …dousing Harvey’s still smouldering passion for Helen Thomas with ice water. …allowing only the cool kids to drive to school. …get Mother Nature to lick her finger, touch her butt and gauge the temperature by how loud a sssssssssss noise she makes. …fixing the problem, white American males. Reply to this comment
Setting limits on the amount of hot air politicians can produce while campaigning. Reply to this comment
@11 Dohtimes: “…fixing the problem, white American males.” Do I take it that you use the word FIXING the same way DamnCat’s veterinarian did ? Reply to this comment
The UN’s plan for fixing global warming… Plan? The UN? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… Oh please, I can’t breathe….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… Reply to this comment
The UN’s plan for fixing global warming… …putting the sun out …involves a goat, duct tape and the rear seat from a 68 chevy impala …A carbon police force …having the earth’s entire population hold their breath at the same time for 7 minutes and 32 seconds Reply to this comment
@ConnecticutCompromise – I pity the vet that tries it – every lady cat in town will be all over him like tattoos on a carney. Reply to this comment
…a strongly worded non binding resolution condemning global warming. There. Problem solved. Reply to this comment
…is guaranteed to be at least as effective as its efforts to secure peace in the Middle East. Reply to this comment
1. Tax the rich
2. ?
3. Global warming stopped!
Throw money at it until it runs away.
…would make the Sopranos look like boy scouts.
…requires them to fly to exotic locations where limosines will then pick them up and drive them, one at a time, to a conference on global warming at 5-star hotels.
…is, as their go-to solution to all the world’s problems, CONDEMN ISRAEL!
. . . is to destroy Israel. That is the solution to all of the world’s problems.
…is to remove the top 10 floors from the Secretariat Building. http://www.democracynow.org/2005/3/31/john_bolton_in_his_own_words
@Bob #5: Beat me by THAT much!
…involves a vast sums of money, a world-wide cooperative effort, and enforcement by UN troops – in other words, nothing will ever happen…
The UN’s plan for fixing global warming is to create some actual warming, since there isn’t any, then…kill all the white people.
…upping Hillary Clinton’s inner thigh waxing to twice daily.
…dousing Harvey’s still smouldering passion for Helen Thomas with ice water.
…allowing only the cool kids to drive to school.
…get Mother Nature to lick her finger, touch her butt and gauge the temperature by how loud a sssssssssss noise she makes.
…fixing the problem, white American males.
Setting limits on the amount of hot air politicians can produce while campaigning.
….is to “table” the discussion so as not to upset China, India, or Russia.
@11 Dohtimes:
“…fixing the problem, white American males.”
Do I take it that you use the word FIXING the same way DamnCat’s veterinarian did ?
Communism! We will do it right this time, we promise.
The UN’s plan for fixing global warming includes sternly worded resolutions.
The UN’s plan for fixing global warming…
Plan? The UN? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… Oh please, I can’t breathe….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…
The UN’s plan for fixing global warming…
Moving all the Jooos to the Sun.
The UN’s plan for fixing global warming…
will simply be vetod by the Chinese.
The UN’s plan for fixing global warming…
…putting the sun out
…involves a goat, duct tape and the rear seat from a 68 chevy impala
…A carbon police force
…having the earth’s entire population hold their breath at the same time for 7 minutes and 32 seconds
@ConnecticutCompromise – I pity the vet that tries it – every lady cat in town will be all over him like tattoos on a carney.
…a strongly worded non binding resolution condemning global warming. There. Problem solved.
…is guaranteed to be at least as effective as its efforts to secure peace in the Middle East.
…organize a committee to discuss how the time for talk is over.