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Archive of entries posted on September 2014
Deja Fake But Accurate
To warn about climate change, a UN agency is releasing “imaginary but realistic” weather reports set in 2050.
No doubt written on a 1970’s IBM Selectric typewriter by Dan Rather.
Because the Same Guy Has to Pay for Both
Link of the Day: 2012 Sorta Fresh – July
[High Praise! to 4of7 of Little Worlds]
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Wisdom of the Day: Punching Horns Germs Fly Corn
I was punching him ironically, your honor.
"Ironically?"
Yeah, I did air quotes after each punch. It's not my fault he's so literal.
— Dan O'Brien (@OtherDanOBrien) September 22, 2014
I say that I want horns to do battle with my enemies but I'd probably just keep donuts up there.
— Post-Culture Review (@PostCultRev) September 22, 2014
As a M&M falls, germs ready for attack
"Not yet! You know the rule!" cries one
1-2-3-4- the M&M is picked up
They'll go hungry another day
— Br&on the Cow (@Brampersandon_) September 22, 2014
"Frodo what is that?"
"Some sort of insect…?"
"It has lots of eyes!"
"I think it's a.."
*Gandalf runs in, out of breath*
"FLY YOU FOOLS!"
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) September 22, 2014
Seeing candy corn flavored food items everywhere. Folks, candy corn barely works as a flavor for candy corn.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) September 22, 2014
Reporting for Duty?
During a recent speech, John Kerry said “confronting climate change” is “a duty laid down in scriptures.”
So… is he trying to say he wants us to build an ark?
Obama Warned Us – No Choosing
This study concludes that no one has to choose between fighting climate change and growing the economy: http://ofa.bo/q0u5 #ActOnClimate
“Because *I won* and I’m going to make that choice for you. Tough luck, economy!”
Straight Line of the Day: In a Recently Published Letter to Radical Leftist Saul Alinsky, Hillary Clinton said…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In a recently published letter to radical leftist Saul Alinsky, Hillary Clinton said…
Random Thoughts: Climate Change and Guns
So what if the climate is changing? It’s normal for things to change. You should know this from evolutions in Pokemon.
So far, all the new Doctors have been great. And Eccleston. #DoctorWho
Why is it extra threatening when a guy is found to have a whole arsenal of guns? A person can only ever use two at a time.
The Science Is Settled: We’re never going to care about climate change.
Comes With Free Breadsticks
Joe Biden talked tough on ISIS terrorists, saying “we will follow them to the gates of hell”.
Better idea: let’s have hell delivered.
This Is Pretty Much Why I Blog
[High Praise! to SciFiWright via Neatorama]
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I write for that one reader I will never see, the one who needs just such a tale as I can pen, in just such a time and place, some rainy afternoon or dark hour, when providence will bring my book into his hands. And he will open it, and it will not be a book, but a casement, from which he will glimpse the needed vision his soul requires of a world larger than our own, or a star in a heaven wider and higher than ours, a star aflame with magic more majestic than any star mortal astronomers can name.
I humbly but strongly suggest you write for that unknown reader also, and not for worldly praise, or influence, or pelf, or applause. The world flatters popular authors, and the clamor of the multitude of brazen tongues is vanity. It is dust on the wind. The unknown reader will greet your work with love. It is a crown of adamant, solid and enduring.
You will never meet that one reader, not in this life. In heaven he will come to you and fall on his face and anoint your feet with tears of gratitude, and you will stand astonished and humbled, having never suspected.
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Willie Nelson: Magician
It’s a pretty simple trick, really, but that’s not the point. The point is that the rhythm, timing, and showmanship of it are what make it entertaining.
Just sit back and let it unfold…
[Card Tricks with Willie] (Viewer #299,752)
Nothing to See Here, Move Along
After the second American was murdered by ISIS terrorists, President Obama vowed that “justice will be served”.
In fact, Eric Holder’s already working on having it declared a case of “workplace violence”.
Coat Hanger for Your Ammo Belt
Link of the Day: Satire – HASBRO Threatens ISIS With Lawsuit, Claims Copyright Infringement
[High Praise! to Empire News]
HASBRO Threatens ISIS With Lawsuit, Claims Copyright Infringement
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