I was punching him ironically, your honor.
"Ironically?"
Yeah, I did air quotes after each punch. It's not my fault he's so literal.
— Dan O'Brien (@OtherDanOBrien) September 22, 2014
I say that I want horns to do battle with my enemies but I'd probably just keep donuts up there.
— Post-Culture Review (@PostCultRev) September 22, 2014
As a M&M falls, germs ready for attack
"Not yet! You know the rule!" cries one
1-2-3-4- the M&M is picked up
They'll go hungry another day
— Br&on the Cow (@Brampersandon_) September 22, 2014
"Frodo what is that?"
"Some sort of insect…?"
"It has lots of eyes!"
"I think it's a.."
*Gandalf runs in, out of breath*
"FLY YOU FOOLS!"
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) September 22, 2014
Seeing candy corn flavored food items everywhere. Folks, candy corn barely works as a flavor for candy corn.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) September 22, 2014
So true about the flavor of candy corn. The candies are cute as can be, but they taste….UGH.
I love the candy corn *shaped* marshmallows that are new this year. They only *look* like candy corn.
They make adorable fall s’mores 🙂
(I was gonna take a picture, but they’re gone. I’m already on my 3rd bag of these babies…
I may be in need of intervention)