Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new report shows that President Obama skips 60% of daily intelligence briefings. The other 40%…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new report shows that President Obama skips 60% of daily intelligence briefings. The other 40%…
A new report shows that President Obama skips 60% of daily intelligence briefings. The other 40%…
… he tries to skip, but wouldn’t you know it, it can’t even manage to do THAT right.
…. were delivered via carrier pigeon around the 9th hole
A new report shows that President Obama skips 60% of daily intelligence briefings. The other 40%…
Biden handles his skipping for him.
are fictions of his imagination.
he sleeps through.
occur when he’s golfing.
…he repeats, “Got it! Got It! Got it!…” until the briefers give up and go away.
…he asks for detailed analysis of the topography of his next golf course.
…he turns to Valerie and asks, “Why do I need to know this stuff – I have a Nobel Prize?!”
A new report shows that President Obama skips 60% of daily intelligence briefings. The other 40%…
probably not very important either, but it was raining so what else did he have to do?
A new report shows that President Obama skips 60% of daily intelligence briefings. The other 40%…
his staff purposely schedule for places in the White House that they know he doesn’t visit.
A new report shows that President Obama skips 60% of daily intelligence briefings. The other 40%…
he lets random fence jumpers handle.
…occur when it is raining and he can’t find a Marine to hold an umbrella for him to golf. (actually an umbrella can fowl his follow thru)
@8 Actually having someone hold an umbrella over you while you swing is a penalty and, oh what am I saying, it’s Obama. Never mind.
…were given at fund raising events.
…while the briefers detail the threat matrix, Obama sits at his desk with fingers in his ears, mumbling “Osama is dead” over and over until Valerie puts a hand on his shoulder, saying “it’s OK now, they’re gone.”
…are delivered via messages in Candy Crush
…involve attacks on Republicans, so he is very interested
…are where they insure the approaching crab grass invasion only hits public golf courses
are stored on IRS hard drives.
… were fed into his TelePrompter.
…of the time now hes playing putt putt golf on the south lawn with Tiger Woods.
… of the briefings enable him to be counted as 2/3 of a president.
A new report shows that President Obama skips 60% of daily intelligence briefings. The other 40%…
are very Ronery.
Hey!! If briefings were brief, they wouldn’t be a problem. Have you never seen ADHD?
…are cancelled due to lack of interest.
…his staff doesn’t tell him about.
…he doesn’t have to attend because Valerie SAID SO!
The other 40%,he does attend and the few people there with any intelligence wish he wouldn’t.
…he was using as cover when hiding from Michelle.
…were photo ops, so he had to look busy.
…he mistook for fundraisers or big donor meet and greets.
…he has an excused absence for, signed by Epstein’s mother.
…are about subjects that he will read about in the newspapers anyway.
…are just confirmations for his next beer summit.
…are updates on the lack of intelligence of liberals, written in the same gibberish that all his reports are composed of.
…are shaved into the fur on a dog’s butt, just before lunchtime.
… slide right over his head.
… he covers his ears and announces loudly, “lalalalalalala…”, until they run out and leave.
… are stored in the same file cabinet where he stores recommendations that he require anyone returning from Liberia be placed in Quarantine to prevent more Ebola
outbreaks.
… are placed in the wise and capable hands of our Vice President.
…he shows up, but her so baked there’s really no getting through to him.
… he didn’t have the Intelligence to understand anyway.