Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Under Obama’s new immigration plan, you can only get deported…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Under Obama’s new immigration plan, you can only get deported…
…if you don’t donate at the fundraiser.
…if you vote Republican.
… if you’re have a legit American Birth Certificate.
… if you know the words to the Star Spangled Banner.
… if you’re caught with a tea bag (feds get so confused sometimes).
… if your English appears fluent.
…if you’ve never been to America.
Under Obama’s new immigration plan, you can only get deported…
under a Republican Administration.
when Hell has frozen over.
if you are just too damn stupid to avoid it.
… if you are about to beat the President in a round of golf.
Under Obama’s new immigration plan, you can only get deported…
when the moon is in the seventh house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars…
Under Obama’s new immigration plan, you can only get deported…
…if you refuse government handouts.
…if you are not bringing any diseases on your person.
…if you have gone through the proper, legal channels for citizenship.
…if you believe that the 2nd Amendment allows for personal firearm ownership.
…if you get a job and pay taxes.
…if you have a paper trail tying you to Fast and Furious.
…if you are related to a Cruz, a Rubio or a Martinez…
…if you are in any way actually documented…
…when you intend to abandon allegiance to your country of origin.
… for stealing cookies.
… if your family has been living here for more than three generations.
… as a cover story for smuggling weapons fast and furiously.
. . . if they catch you drinking Port wine in a Muslim restaurant.
…if you insist on stowing your privilege in the overhead bin.
@14: I’m sorry, but nowadays you are required to check your privilege.
If you are caught sneaking walnuts into the cookie dough.
COME ON PEOPLE!!!
Under Obama’s New Immigration Plan, You Can Only Get Deported if you’re a
Global Warming™Climate Change® DENIER!!!Don’t you get it,
Global Warming™Climate Change® is the biggest problem in the world today and WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!11!1!!!From the Article: “In effect, the Obama administration has shifted from a more generalized model of enforcement to a model focused almost exclusively on illegal border crossers, obstructionists and criminals,” the MPI said.
the word “obstructionists” would include John Boehner and over 50% of the House of Representatives.
@18: Reading the article? That’s crazy talk!
Under Obama’s new immigration plan, you can only get deported…
If you don’t get your Cousin Pookie out to vote this year.
…if you manage to really irk some nameless ICE bureaucrat, thereby driving him/her to make you an example to the migrating sheeple.
…if you attempt to assassinate his majesty.
…if you try to sneak twinkies to school children.
…if you nibble your burrito into the shape of a gun.
Trick question, You cannot be deported. period! Port refers to the left side of the boat. Hence, to protect the ship of state, people can only be destarboarded.
… if you weigh the same as a duck.
Under Obama’s new immigration plan, you can only get deported…
If you are Christians and homeschool your children.
(Oh! wait, that actually happened already).
…if you have absolutely no connection to terror – Narco-, Islamic- or medical.
…if you’re conservative.
…if you don’t show enough enthusiasm at the daily two minute hate session.
…trick question, when he gets finished there won’t be any borders to be deported over.
…if you insist that store-bought cookies are just as good!
…if you point out that the emperor is nekkid.
Under Obama’s new immigration plan, you can only get deported…
by staying where you are and having the country leave you.
…if you’re bleeding and foaming at the mouth, swinging a machete, shouting “Allahu Akbar” and “Death to America!” What? Oh, sorry, I misread the question. That’s how to gain amnesty and consideration for a position as a government czar.
…to make room for a certain first ladie’s expanding backside.
…if your ebola strain insists on spreading to a blue state.
…if your English becomes better than Obama’s Spanish.
…if your productivity exceeds your mooch allotment.
…when your burrito upstages the crap that Teleprompter in Chief is churning out.
… If you were leaving anyway. (A Border patrol agent will scream ‘Yeah, you’d better run!’)
…if you bring guns into Mexico unintentionally.
…only when the green moon of Rylos is eclipsed.
…only if you swim 90 miles and then some third-world dictator demands your return. Oh, that already happened!
The results will be posted here http://www.nukingpolitics.com/2014/10/nuke-punchline-his-criteria-is-so-racist.html at 12:00 Eastern. I hope that’s the right time 🙂
The “You’ve Been Judged” post is scheduled to go up 5 minutes later.
…if you talk during his back swing.